BERNIE'S MAGICAL BOX ( oooo wander whats inside )
so i was like what are u doing thoses people over there are watching us STALKERS!!! lets invite them out to dinner then after words ( wisper wisper ) ok sounds like fun muhahaha man stop watching us how bout we just do it right now but there just pigs and there muddy and stinky and ok * goes and beats pig with a base ball bat ) man u people are sick we were talkin about a pinyata and they were are dinner dates hahaha MOONKEY STOLE MY WALLET AND PISSED IN MY TEA AND CRAPED IN MY CORN FLAKES noooooooooo! now . . . now . . . now i have to have . . . a baby WHAT NO a bagel aaaahhhh y in the dessert there was a mountian of strypes and COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!! NEED MORE COFFEE chill hey i wanna chill pill ( couple seconds later ) WOW i see colours that ive never seen before lets go to a hotel room and eat the red M&m he thinks he so much better the me so im gonna tell u about a journy that took me along time i have shirt to feed do i'll be right back . . . ok so once upon the letter y there was a killer hat!!! dum dum dum!! 01 01 0110101 01 01 yaaaaaay i learned computer so this hat was like muhahah im gonna go eat a banana this shit is bananas b a n a n a s numa numa yaaah so he was dancen and laughing playn with poker with toses dogs in that one picture how he got there i dunno but he able to pict. hop woooow POKA DOTS ARE ATTACKING MY FACE CANT SEE FLY LITTLE BAGEL FLY and the bear is choking me but he was the first one to jump over the moon the only reason every one saw the cow was because he burped CHEATER NOOOOOO! YES so the hat who we will call curly weeeee so it will be C.W. for short and he went into the jungle to kill all the army men who werent in clown uniforms they just dont get it theres allways some one looking for army men duh! so C.W. went in with his special tack-ticks slicing all there well i'll leave it to u to tell u how they di i all ready no BOO! (fill in the blank ) i no u no that i no that u no im hot really is that so yep so C.W. went and left the jungle to find a person/creature so unique and weird that he couldnt kill her its me! but yeah i was like hell no bitch ur going into my box which is magical! C.W. was like nooo! and i told him that he wouldnt be alone for long MUHAHAHAHA! so after capturing him i set out on my journy to catch all 150 POKE'MON! ha bet u werent expecting that neither was i some SHUT UP AND TELL STORY right so i went over to a guy and tickled him and he peed his pants the i laughed and called all my buddies and we went to the bar and i met a lepurchan and i stol his shot gun and was like hum numa numa numa so i went back to china and grew 200 ft tall and demanded a hair tie and i wanted a pymeraid build so i stole a smoothy and wa la right paddle faster the allagator is waiting gotta go i get to get to tell ppl to build me a gigant statue of ME! ttfn