Oct 11, 2004 03:33
So thanks to tvguide.com, I now have this image in my head.
Martha Stewart (aka Prisoner No. 55170-054) began serving her five-month sentence at West Virginia's "Camp Cupcake" Friday morning. According to a prison rep, the domestic diva was subjected to a strip search on arrival and had to squat and cough hard to check for hidden contraband. All they found was a pinch of rosemary, a dash of thyme and dollop of crème fraîche.
*scrubs brain*
On the amusing side though (also from tvguide.com)
Ellen DeGeneres' coming out more than seven years ago had the most positive impact on society's perceptions and attitudes toward lesbian and gay people, according to a just-released survey conducted by the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center. The survey also asked gay folk which celebs - regardless of their sexual orientation - they would most like to see "come out." Gay men picked Colin Farrell, while lesbians chose Hillary Rodham Clinton. Bisexuals, meanwhile, couldn't decide.
Hillary Clinton? Though there are many a people I wouldn't mind seeing come out, I can say with 100% certainty that Hillary was not one of them.