The vampire was able to retrieve
Mr. Gunn before he could be properly disposed of.
We are distressed.
Our mentologists and psychoexcavationists are sifting through what little data was extracted from Mr. Gunn's mind before he was forcibly removed from the premises. It is their hope that the data, when combined with Mr. Gunn's research while in our "employ," will help to develop better tactics when dealing with the vampire and his allies.
If unsuccessful, the department will face severe reprimand.
It is unknown at this time to what extent, if any, that Mr. Gunn's mind might have been permanently damaged from the extraction procedure. There is a slight chance that Mr. Gunn was rendered comatose and brain-dead, or reduced to the mental capacity of a two-year-old.
Although only time will tell, we are...amused by the possibilities.
Send a memo to
Special Projects. All materials pertaining to Mr. Gunn's time with us, as well as all materials pertaining to his retrieval and resurrection, are to be compiled, examined, and destroyed immediately.
We will determine later if there are any employees which will need to be destroyed along with said materials.