vacation 101
the perfect vacation would include:
an african safari complete with camoflage pants, shirt, bucket hat, binoculars around my neck, riding in a camoflauge jeep to see 1) lions 2) zebras 3) and any other african animals in their natural habitat (not 200 feet behind a fence like at the zoo), the lion king theme song on repeat stuck in my head, a tour of the villages with a tour guide, and last but not least adopting an african child to see what all the hype is about.