Bwaaaahahahahahaaa! ^_^
by limitedbythesky
wolfkitty's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 22% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 10:11:23 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 09:27:42 AM
Alco Money! : $ 390
Guests of Honour
djedet is a good-humored Muslim and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar. djedet drank 4 Sambuccas, 1 Mint Julep, 1 Pernod, 2 Mescals, 1 Lager, 1 Absinthe.
tamaat is a bitter Fundementalist Christian. tamaat decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
darionfenix is a happy-go-lucky Agnostic. darionfenix drank 10 Rums, 2 Everclears.
t3hflyingcouch is an abhorrent Fundementalist Christian and is as anti-alcohol as they come. t3hflyingcouch decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
padjaiemweru is a powerless Muslim. padjaiemweru drank 7 Tequilas, 8 Ales, 1 Sherry.
wolfkitty is a boring Agnostic and is as anti-alcohol as they come. wolfkitty drank 12 Ales, 1 Brandy, 1 Goldschlager.
djebatihethert is a disconsolate Buddhist. djebatihethert drank 2 Pilsners, 8 Sambuccas.
snakeskurt is a bouncy Wiccan. snakeskurt drank 3 White Wines, 1 Irish Cream, 2 Champagnes.
irishmanindy is a schizophrenic Liberal Christian. irishmanindy decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
huskie666 is a good-humored Agnostic and a newbie drinker. huskie666 drank 9 Vermouths, 6 Coffee Liqueurs, 1 Gin, 2 Rums.
shadowwhisper is a desponent Buddhist. shadowwhisper drank 5 Lagers, 7 Aftershocks, 7 Kahluas, 1 Rum.
shraun is a happy-go-lucky Buddhist. shraun drank 17 Whiskeys.
Sick!
For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for padjaiemweru, wolfkitty, snakeskurt, huskie666, shadowwhisper, shraun they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
Fights
At approximately 03:07:03 AM tamaat attempted to summon the demons out of snakeskurt by baptising them over the toilet. The police were summoned shortly before snakeskurt's soul could be saved by Holy Jesus.
Lovers
'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of wolfkitty and djebatihethert. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest
According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before huskie666 is sober enough to drive again.
Random Events
shadowwhisper and snakeskurt took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the
night
the room stood in awe as huskie666 declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over tamaat's head.
During a lively discussion on masterbation
revealed that shraun was caught masterbating in shadowwhisper's sisters bedroom back in 1995.
Happy New Year!
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Mraha. >^_^<
Oh yes, I'm still alive. *cheers*