Hide your pasteries!

[wolfinbotsarmor]

*Having gotten bored with simply waiting around in the Nemesis for something to happen, Klankanstein found his way to the elevator and managed to get out...swimming to shore in search of something interesting to destroy, mangle or just EAT. Clambering up on shore, he finds himself down the way from a large group of people on the beach. Not THAT

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[backdraft_bot]

*Meanwhile, some miles away...Inferno is driving down the road in an attempt to clear his head and think his problems through when his police frequency scanner picks up on some kind of weird distress call. Shifting his cameras over to the red Dodge in the other lane, he opens up his comm so his companion can hear the transmission, as well. Not a word had passed between them since leaving the Ark, but even silent companionship was better than nothing at all.*

Ya pickin' up on that, Ironhide? Sounds like trouble down by the shoreline. Some huge metal monster attackin' a school bus. I dunno 'bout you, but I'm spoilin' for a fight! What say we go check it out?

Cue the yahoos at it ag'in!

[red_demolitions]

Readin' it loud an' clear -- an' who else would be attackin' anythin', but a 'Con? *with a grin in his tone* Let's hope it ain't one that's gonna cut an' run! *He revs his engine* Been wantin' ta test things out, anyway!

[backdraft_bot]

An' I been hopin' to try out this Force Chip thinger, see what it actually does. Let's go get 'em, buddy! YAHOO!

*Leading the way, as he's got the scanner, Inferno increases his speed and heads for the beach. Coming up on a cliff overlooking the shoreline, both vehicles drive right off, preparing to transform mid-air....*

[1_true_leader]

((This following announcer interruption brought to you by Mod #1...borrowing my icon. XD ))

[Waylon Jennings] Well now, them 'Bot boys look like they got themselves into a nasty problem with a big bad Deceptiwolf. How they gonna get outta this one? Could be the last ride for 'em, this time...

[red_demolitions]

*Ironhide transforms and lands, leaving a pair of furrows in the dirt-become-sand edge of the beach, rifle in hand. He stops just short of bringing up his shoulder canons. He gapes at the half-devoured school bus and the massive creature currently gnawing on a pair of seats.*

... ...Whut tha frag IS that thing?!

((*tags Inferno*))

[backdraft_bot]

*Following a very showy transformation sequence, Inferno lands a short distance from Ironhide, skidding to a halt with his own weapons at the ready. He blinks at the strange sight before them before noticing a number of civilian humans on the beach, staring at them.*

Er, ah... *raises one hand in the humans' direction* Stand back, citizens! We'll take care'a that...um...whatever it is!

*For a few seconds, no one moves...then suddenly, a stampede ensues as all the humans run for cover behind the rock formations. Inferno shrugs and turns his full attention back towards the creature and half-eaten bus.*

Alright, then... I'll tell ya what that thing is, 'Hide -- a pile'a scrap once we're done with 'im! Let's kick some aft!

Hey, you... This ain't no buffet! Stop eatin' the tax payers' dollars and put the bus seat down!

[wolfinbotsarmor]

Arooo? *At first, the wolf-dragon-thing pays the pair of Autobots no heed. Instead, he glares at the remains of the bus as if it had just insulted his creator.*

.oO (I've torn this thing apart, pulled out all the cushy things with the springs in them...but there's NO CREME FILLING!)

*As Inferno starts shouting at him, however, he glances up with a snarl.* Grrr... YOU NO TAKE PASTERY FROM KLANKANSTEIN!

*That said, he raises his wings in a threatening manner and lowers his head, mouth open. At first, the only thing that comes out is a foul smelling, ground shaking belch.........but it's quickly followed by a blast of orange and yellow flames.*

[red_demolitions]

*Ironhide watches Inferno's transformation with a raised optic ridge.* Well, ain't that just all new-fangled an' fancy!

*He then sights down his rifle at the creature...only to lower it to wave a hand in front of his face after Klankanstein's burp.* Phew! Aw, gonna turn my olfactory receptors off after that one! *With the other hand he raises the rifle again and fires a quick shot of liquid nitrogen in answer to the flames, although his aim is off due to the previous belch "attack".

[rattitude]

[Joe] Those are the f***ing coolest pickup and firetruck EVER! =D

[Teacher] Joe! Watch your mouth! And get down before you get stepped on by one of them!

*One kid waves a piece of paper he hastily scribbled the words "Autobotz R0xx0rz!" above the rock he hid behind*

[backdraft_bot]

*While part of the liquid nitrogen actually makes its mark, hitting the beast in one shoulder, the flames still find one of their targets. Fortunately, said target is Inferno, who merely raises one arm to protect his faceplate, the flames washing over his sturdy frame without leaving a lick of damage in their wake.*

Too bad fer you I'm fire proof, ugly! Force Chip, IGNITION!

*Overhead, the clouds part as a shaft of light shoots down from above, an incorporeal chip slamming into the slot on Inferno's weapon arm. As he absorbs the sudden energy burst, a cannon flips out from the cab on that arm, the mech pointing it in Klankstein's direction.*

TIDAL WAVE SHOT!

*The weapon hums to life, a super powered blast of freezing water shooting out a split second later.*

[wolfinbotsarmor]

*Klankanstein takes the hit on his other shoulder as he turns to one side to avoid blocking with his face. The pressure is so powerful, however, that it literally causes him to roll of his feet and away from the chewed up school bus. There's a groan of metal as part of his shoulder actually collapses from the pressure, paint chips flying off. Infuriated, Klankstein gets to his feet as the shot peters off and roars, his flames extinguished.*

KLANKANSTEIN ANGRY! KLANKANSTEIN DESTROY YOU AND SUCK YOUR FLUIDS OUT, AUTOBOT!

*Shaking most of the water off himself despite the pain in both shoulders, the one covered in liquid nitrogen starting to crack, he extends the bolts on either side of his head, electricity starting to dance on the ends. And while the water on him is causing an electrical backlash, he actually manages to relish it for the moment, shooting a cascade of lighting at Inferno.*

[backdraft_bot]

Oh SLAAAAG! *Stumbling back as he's hit full on with a sizeable dose of blue voltage, Inferno tries to get out of the way before his circuits hit points of overload.*

Iron-IRONHIDE! Get that sick puppy OFF'A ME!

((*tag to Ironhide*))

[red_demolitions]

*Ironhide utters a battle cry as he rushes the monster mech, turning his shoulder down as he slams right into the shoulder already damaged by his nitrogen blast. Moving with a speed he hasn't been capable of in vorns, he recovers his own balance and whips the butt of his rifle upward into Klankanstein's jaw, intending to disrupt the monster's aim. For extra measure he follows the rifle hit up with a right hook...And then his shoulder cannons flip up. He waits before firing either one, dancing back a ways in case Klankanstein is coherent enough to attack him*

[wolfinbotsarmor]

AROOO--AARGH!

*Howl of anger turning to one of shock as he's rushed, Klankstein loses his own balance and goes down as his damaged shoulder shatters, the armor falling to the ground and exposing an only partially functional joint beneath. Another loud *KRACK* sound follows as the rifle butt catches him in the underside of the jaw, two of his teeth flying loose as a result. The right hook then sends the wolf-dragon off to one side, sprawling over the road.*

GYAAAH.... *Shaking his head, he starts to get up again, faltering a little as his exposed shoulder shudders under the weight. Wing raising, he turns back towards Ironhide, electricity dancing over the bolts on his head as he tries to summon the blue energy again, but it backfires with all this damage and sends a jolt through him, instead. Strangely enough, Klankstein only seems to enjoy the malfunction, grinning madly with optics aglow. It's then that two missile launchers flip out from his sides...*

[backdraft_bot]

Aww, no ya don't... Time ta send ya back where ya came from, freak! Force Chip, IGNITION!

*Again, the incorporeal chip descends, but this time hits Inferno's other arm. The ladder attached to it powers up, drawing back as the big red mech runs right at Klankanstein.*

SUPER SHINY SEARCH AND RESCUE MEGA DIVIDING DRIVER LADDER ROCKET PUNCH!

*Like a spring loaded piston, the ladder on Inferno's arm comes forward and slams into Klankanstein's exposed side. And like a ball in a pinball machine, the wolf-dragon suddenly finds himself off like a shot, flying through the air and out over the ocean, only to crash into the water's surface a moment later.*

[Joe] Holy s***, that guy totally just used Super Robot Punch!

[Teahcer] Joe! XO

[red_demolitions]

Leakin' lubricant! Is that ridiculous gibberish really what activates that power?? ...Mighty handy, anyway. *Grins and gives Inferno a thumbs-up.*