Hurrhurr, zombies.
Alas, this post has nothing to do with SH. Le sigh.
But it does have to do with the latest crack rp I've gotten dragged into. Unfortunately someone else got Sakura, but I still think this would've been a rad first post.
"KYAAAA~!"
Okay, she had to admit, Sakura very rarely screamed when startled. It was a really, really rare occurance, but later she would declare that if there was a time when screaming like a little girl was okay, this would've been it. She'd been carefully working on an autopsy Tsunade-shishou had told her to do (Sakura would swear it was a punishment duty), when she'd set down her scalpel and turned away for one moment to pick up the penlight. When she'd turned back, the corspe lurched upright and lunged.
Corpses were not supposed to do that!
Especially when they had clamps holding them open so you could...oh gross, she could see the muscles and organs shifting as it was trying to grab her face.
So Sakura thought it was well justified when she punched the--previously dead?--guy in the face with another scream and booked it out of the morgue.
"SHISHOU~!" Sakura wailed as she ran up the stairs like a frightened five year old. "THE DEAD BODIES ARE TRYING TO EAT ME~!"
It was one of those days where it just did not pay to get out of bed in the morning.
But it does have to do with the latest crack rp I've gotten dragged into. Unfortunately someone else got Sakura, but I still think this would've been a rad first post.
"KYAAAA~!"
Okay, she had to admit, Sakura very rarely screamed when startled. It was a really, really rare occurance, but later she would declare that if there was a time when screaming like a little girl was okay, this would've been it. She'd been carefully working on an autopsy Tsunade-shishou had told her to do (Sakura would swear it was a punishment duty), when she'd set down her scalpel and turned away for one moment to pick up the penlight. When she'd turned back, the corspe lurched upright and lunged.
Corpses were not supposed to do that!
Especially when they had clamps holding them open so you could...oh gross, she could see the muscles and organs shifting as it was trying to grab her face.
So Sakura thought it was well justified when she punched the--previously dead?--guy in the face with another scream and booked it out of the morgue.
"SHISHOU~!" Sakura wailed as she ran up the stairs like a frightened five year old. "THE DEAD BODIES ARE TRYING TO EAT ME~!"
It was one of those days where it just did not pay to get out of bed in the morning.