Hey look guys, I'm a dork. XD
So, I took this challenge on l_e, one of the girls had mentioned a threesome that only happens in badfics. So, what did I do? Went out and tried to prove that it could too be done, gosh darnit. XD
Not that I'm going to get very far in this condition, but hey! I think I'm off to an awesome start. And the challege is...
Title: The hot ones are always crazy
Rating: Safe for chibis! Well...for the most part.
Pairing: GaaSakuNeji (yeah, you're reading that right)
Warning: Angry and slightly ill Sakura verbally abusing teammates and the local Kage for picking on her too much.
Notes: I'm crazy.
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Sakura was going crazy.
Really, she was. Between the heat and the sudden shifts to below freezing at nightfall, and the Kazekage's inability to keep from heckling her (she knew he did it because he liked it, everyone else just told her she was seeing things), and then there was her teammate. Who she swore she was going to murder in his sleep.
Strangulation would be a fantastic stress reliever. Poison would be too obvious, but then again she could always drag the body out into the desert and let the sand bury it afterwards, and no one would be the wiser. She'd just have to explain that Hyuuga Neji had just been devoured by a rabid bear or something.
...Yeah, like shishou would buy that one.
Regardless, the single greatest mednin in the history of Konoha second only to Tsunade was very quickly reaching the end of her rope, as well as her temper. Scowling fiercely out the window at the raging sandstorm outside, she snarled and threw herself face-first onto her bed. Her foot jiggled as her feet hung off the edge, her indoor slipper flopping noisily before she flipped over onto her back and glared balefully at the ceiling. Which had done absolutely nothing to her, but it was there and she could take out her growing frustrations on it with a death gaze, as the Kazekage was too well guarded and her teammate had disappeared earlier in the morning.
A small part of her mind warned her that she was getting too irrational, this whole business with Neji and Gaara was just a result of the heat stroke getting to her. That maybe the viral infection she'd caught back in Konoha that hadn't sprung into effect until after they'd arrived at their destination was getting the best of her. Either way, it left Sakura feeling surly and grumpy with herself.
Not that I'm going to get very far in this condition, but hey! I think I'm off to an awesome start. And the challege is...
Title: The hot ones are always crazy
Rating: Safe for chibis! Well...for the most part.
Pairing: GaaSakuNeji (yeah, you're reading that right)
Warning: Angry and slightly ill Sakura verbally abusing teammates and the local Kage for picking on her too much.
Notes: I'm crazy.
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Sakura was going crazy.
Really, she was. Between the heat and the sudden shifts to below freezing at nightfall, and the Kazekage's inability to keep from heckling her (she knew he did it because he liked it, everyone else just told her she was seeing things), and then there was her teammate. Who she swore she was going to murder in his sleep.
Strangulation would be a fantastic stress reliever. Poison would be too obvious, but then again she could always drag the body out into the desert and let the sand bury it afterwards, and no one would be the wiser. She'd just have to explain that Hyuuga Neji had just been devoured by a rabid bear or something.
...Yeah, like shishou would buy that one.
Regardless, the single greatest mednin in the history of Konoha second only to Tsunade was very quickly reaching the end of her rope, as well as her temper. Scowling fiercely out the window at the raging sandstorm outside, she snarled and threw herself face-first onto her bed. Her foot jiggled as her feet hung off the edge, her indoor slipper flopping noisily before she flipped over onto her back and glared balefully at the ceiling. Which had done absolutely nothing to her, but it was there and she could take out her growing frustrations on it with a death gaze, as the Kazekage was too well guarded and her teammate had disappeared earlier in the morning.
A small part of her mind warned her that she was getting too irrational, this whole business with Neji and Gaara was just a result of the heat stroke getting to her. That maybe the viral infection she'd caught back in Konoha that hadn't sprung into effect until after they'd arrived at their destination was getting the best of her. Either way, it left Sakura feeling surly and grumpy with herself.