Why my Sakura should be banned from drinking
[08:37] Keryn-chu: Kankurou, Sai, Sakura, and Ino drinking =/= good
[08:38] Keryn-chu: Ino would be protecting Sakura XD
[08:38] Ziri: Sakura would be like "nooo~, I wanna play with the boys~! D:" when she gets super drunk.
[08:38] Keryn-chu: and Ino would backhand her
[08:38] Ino: NO
[08:38] Ino: THESE BOYS ARE NOT FOR PLAYING WITH
[08:38] Keryn-chu: XD
[08:38] Saku: But why~ ;_____;
[08:39] Ino: Because I said so.
[08:39] Saku: T_____T
[08:39] Ino: They're too dangerous D: I worry for you. *hugs*
[08:40] Saku: *hugs* Mmm, but I like them dangerous. > w < ~ ♥
[08:40] Ino: *FLICKS* You don't have a good track record!
[08:41] Saku: I know... .____.
[08:41] Saku: ...Wait, I don't have a track record! D:
[08:41] Saku: ...not with boys, I don't think. > >
[08:41] Saku: ...'cept for Sasuke, and that creep Sasori. .____.
[08:42] Saku: But that shouldn't count! That was like...forever ago! D:
[08:42] Ino: Find other boys.
[08:42] Saku: ....Crud. Neji's taken. > <
[08:43] Saku: Why aren't there any hot guys left in Konoha that I can have without getting in trouble for? D:
[08:43] Ino: Why Neji? He's like-- retarded.
[08:43] Saku: He's hot, though.
[08:44] Ino: So WHAT?
[08:45] Saku: So? He has a nice ass! I can't help it. D:
[08:45] Ino: Tenten will keeeel you.
[08:45] Saku: I know... u u
[08:46] Saku: But it's not like I touched it or anything.
[08:46] Saku: ...Recently. > >;;;
[08:46] Ino: Sakura. Do you want a kunai through the HEART?
[08:47] Saku: IT WAS A MISSION! He was like, my slave or something! I blame shishou! D:
[08:47] Saku: And it was to cloud country, it's cold up there, how was I supposed to know I cling in my sleep? > >;;;
[08:48] Ino: Sakura. Shut up. You sound like a weird home wrecker.
[08:48] Saku: .____.;;;
[08:48] Ziri: ((Sakura is not allowed to talk when drunk. XD))
[08:48] Ino: -_-;
[08:49] Saku: How fast do you think it would take for Tenten to kill me when she finds out? .____.
[08:49] Ino: Two seconds.
[08:49] Saku: Crap. That's what I thought. D:
[08:50] Saku: Think I ought to take an extended vacation and leave the country first?
[08:50] Saku: ...She'd probably find me still. > >;;
[08:52] Ino: Just find another guy besides Neji, jeez.
[08:53] Saku: 's really really hard to get a guy, though. .____.
[08:53] Saku: 'sides, how many guys want a crazy girlfriend who talks to herself, anyway?
[08:53] Ino: Listen, I torture people for a living and I still get plenty of date offers.
[08:54] Saku: But that's your job, this's in my head, though. D:
[08:54] Ino: I'm way scarier than you.
[08:56] Saku: You sure?
[08:56] Saku: ....Wait, if you're still scarier, then how come guys don't ask me out? D:
[08:57] Ino: ... dunno.
[08:57] Saku: T T
[08:57] Ino: Maybe they are intimidated by you.
[08:58] Saku: *sigh*
[08:58] Ino: Or you don't put yourself out there.
[08:59] Saku: Put myself out there?
[08:59] Ino: Whatever, men are trouble anyway >.>
[08:59] Saku: Boys're stupid. u u
[08:59] Ino: Yep. That's for sure.
The End. :D
[08:38] Keryn-chu: Ino would be protecting Sakura XD
[08:38] Ziri: Sakura would be like "nooo~, I wanna play with the boys~! D:" when she gets super drunk.
[08:38] Keryn-chu: and Ino would backhand her
[08:38] Ino: NO
[08:38] Ino: THESE BOYS ARE NOT FOR PLAYING WITH
[08:38] Keryn-chu: XD
[08:38] Saku: But why~ ;_____;
[08:39] Ino: Because I said so.
[08:39] Saku: T_____T
[08:39] Ino: They're too dangerous D: I worry for you. *hugs*
[08:40] Saku: *hugs* Mmm, but I like them dangerous. > w < ~ ♥
[08:40] Ino: *FLICKS* You don't have a good track record!
[08:41] Saku: I know... .____.
[08:41] Saku: ...Wait, I don't have a track record! D:
[08:41] Saku: ...not with boys, I don't think. > >
[08:41] Saku: ...'cept for Sasuke, and that creep Sasori. .____.
[08:42] Saku: But that shouldn't count! That was like...forever ago! D:
[08:42] Ino: Find other boys.
[08:42] Saku: ....Crud. Neji's taken. > <
[08:43] Saku: Why aren't there any hot guys left in Konoha that I can have without getting in trouble for? D:
[08:43] Ino: Why Neji? He's like-- retarded.
[08:43] Saku: He's hot, though.
[08:44] Ino: So WHAT?
[08:45] Saku: So? He has a nice ass! I can't help it. D:
[08:45] Ino: Tenten will keeeel you.
[08:45] Saku: I know... u u
[08:46] Saku: But it's not like I touched it or anything.
[08:46] Saku: ...Recently. > >;;;
[08:46] Ino: Sakura. Do you want a kunai through the HEART?
[08:47] Saku: IT WAS A MISSION! He was like, my slave or something! I blame shishou! D:
[08:47] Saku: And it was to cloud country, it's cold up there, how was I supposed to know I cling in my sleep? > >;;;
[08:48] Ino: Sakura. Shut up. You sound like a weird home wrecker.
[08:48] Saku: .____.;;;
[08:48] Ziri: ((Sakura is not allowed to talk when drunk. XD))
[08:48] Ino: -_-;
[08:49] Saku: How fast do you think it would take for Tenten to kill me when she finds out? .____.
[08:49] Ino: Two seconds.
[08:49] Saku: Crap. That's what I thought. D:
[08:50] Saku: Think I ought to take an extended vacation and leave the country first?
[08:50] Saku: ...She'd probably find me still. > >;;
[08:52] Ino: Just find another guy besides Neji, jeez.
[08:53] Saku: 's really really hard to get a guy, though. .____.
[08:53] Saku: 'sides, how many guys want a crazy girlfriend who talks to herself, anyway?
[08:53] Ino: Listen, I torture people for a living and I still get plenty of date offers.
[08:54] Saku: But that's your job, this's in my head, though. D:
[08:54] Ino: I'm way scarier than you.
[08:56] Saku: You sure?
[08:56] Saku: ....Wait, if you're still scarier, then how come guys don't ask me out? D:
[08:57] Ino: ... dunno.
[08:57] Saku: T T
[08:57] Ino: Maybe they are intimidated by you.
[08:58] Saku: *sigh*
[08:58] Ino: Or you don't put yourself out there.
[08:59] Saku: Put myself out there?
[08:59] Ino: Whatever, men are trouble anyway >.>
[08:59] Saku: Boys're stupid. u u
[08:59] Ino: Yep. That's for sure.
The End. :D