Grandma Leadfoot

[wolfieris]

Most days, I'm grateful
The little things in life make me laugh
And today, when this grandma pulls out in front of me
I go, oh well, and step on the break
only,
this is Grandma Leadfoot
and who the hell do you think you are?
before i can even tap the break,
there she's gone
down the street a quarter mile ahead
and the car behind me blaring the horn,
the driver going "wtf grandma, lets get a move on"
And I laugh