I don't do the lemes very much but this was just too amusing not to post:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
wolfieboy sent to me...
Twelve thunderstorms metaprogramming
Eleven weirdnesses a-storytelling
Ten corvids a-teaching
Nine claws a-flirting
Eight mountains a-biting
Seven silliness a-walking
Six forests a-cuddling
Five ho-o-o-ot tubs
Four used bookstores
Three general semantics
Two independent bookstores
...and an amusement in an intimacy.
(Folks are right. The new update.bml thingy is icky. lj-cut works much better than lj-div. Sorry about that.