Note to Kittens

[wolfieboy]

My earlobes are not dangly toys.

My danglies are *not* kitten toys.

When attacking fingers, it pays to -not- be right near the edge of the bed.

Comments

[gryndyl]

Note to Wolfieboy

EVERYTHING is a kitten toy.

We know about the edge of the bed thing-this is part of our master plan to fool you into a false sense of complacency.

-The kittens

PS-There is a direct corrolation between 'tuna provided' and 'dangly bit damage'. Upset this delicate balance at your peril.

[loba]

*snort*

I wonder what should surprise me most - the fact that the kittens are reading T's posts (here) & commenting, or the fact that they've mastered using Linux? :-D

[vespiamoon]

That was too adorable. I know too well about the dangly thing, anything that dangles you need to keep kittens away from, also keep them away from shoe strings and strings of any kind they will attack it, and they may just claw you. The edge of the bed thing, well, it's their way of trying to get sympathhy after you knock them off or they just fall on their own.

[singingnettle]

I often wrote such notes to the rats.

Ow?