I found this list by a guy named Skippy of 213 things he isn't allowed to do in the Army anymore. *GRIN* Frankly its hilarous. I'm sure some of you won't get them unless you have an idea of what military life is like, or how bored you can get on deployment. However, I'm sure even those of you who have heard stories from a family member will get a kick out of it.
http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html