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I just got an email that asked me whether I understand the link between my colon and back pain. Because I carry 10 pounds of poop in my lower intestine and if I don't get rid of it every 6 hours, it rots. That means I need to buy their "High Quality Colon Cleansing System" or I'll get cancer and die.
Or I'll continue to eat real food with fiber and avoid self-administrating 4 enemas a day. As much fun as that sounds...
Also, I'm really scared for our country right now. This is a very important election and they're going to fuck it up again.
AND I'm paddling a canoe from Molokai to Oahu on Sunday. 42 miles!! It's, like, the biggest event in outrigger canoing. I'm pretty pumped.
Way better than enemas or McCain ... perhaps I'm repeating myself.
Or I'll continue to eat real food with fiber and avoid self-administrating 4 enemas a day. As much fun as that sounds...
Also, I'm really scared for our country right now. This is a very important election and they're going to fuck it up again.
AND I'm paddling a canoe from Molokai to Oahu on Sunday. 42 miles!! It's, like, the biggest event in outrigger canoing. I'm pretty pumped.
Way better than enemas or McCain ... perhaps I'm repeating myself.