To the Hooters girl
Hmmm... where to start. Well my dear, I'm sorry to inform you that while I did enjoy the flirtation, and the periodic rubbing of your breasts agaist my body, it didn't really effect your tip any. You see, I was in your establishment to meet up with some friends, watch an event, and get a bite to eat. While your flirtatious actions probably garner you rather hefty tips from drunken neandrathals, I was only drinking a soft drink the entire evening, so I was quite sober.
Not to mention the simple fact that I was married, a fact that was rather apparent, as my wife and children were also there for almost an hour before leaving. Plus of course, there happens to be this rather large piece of metal wrapped around the ring finger of my left hand. Where I still a single man, then your advances may well have garnered you a higher tip, but I have grown immune to such things in my current state.
I wish you luck in your future endevors of taking drunken mens money, though you may not want to try so hard next time with a sober married one.
Not to mention the simple fact that I was married, a fact that was rather apparent, as my wife and children were also there for almost an hour before leaving. Plus of course, there happens to be this rather large piece of metal wrapped around the ring finger of my left hand. Where I still a single man, then your advances may well have garnered you a higher tip, but I have grown immune to such things in my current state.
I wish you luck in your future endevors of taking drunken mens money, though you may not want to try so hard next time with a sober married one.