WTF?
Okay...apparently I've been dumped at my work. This crazy Mexican, and I thought I was the crazy Mexican at my work, has been hitting on me for the past few weeks. I've heard rumours of this guy being gay and if he wanted to flirt with me I was cool about it. DUH! But this guy flirted with me as if he was just playing with my head. I couldn't tell if what I heard was true or that this guy is UNO VATO LOCO! We speak spanish together and get into weird conversations. One time he started dancing like Shakira and tried to get me to dance with him. I've already danced like a Mexican with him before doing our famous twirl with him already. Now he wanted me to dance like Shakira? THIS CHOLO WAS NUTS! I mean he is cute and all but I thought for the longest time he had a girlfriend...unless that was a rumour too. He even goes so far as to spank me right on the ass! This one day he did it a total of three times! I was like "WTF man?" I mean...I like a good spanking now and then but damnit, NOT AT WORK! The last thing I want is a **** on at work SHEESH! He keeps telling me how nice my ass is and all this stuff that just made me so confused. Maybe I was just denying him or whatever. Then just yesturday we both ended up in the back walk in. He said "Hey you and I are alone in here you know that?" My wind was just like "Oh shit...what the fuck is he gonna do." He then said "Why don't you give me a big kiss?" I wanted to curse him out like a crazy ass beaner! I know every curse word in spanish and he would know what I'm saying to him! He was just annoying to me more than hot now. After that he said, "You know what it's been fun and all but your really not my type." My mind just said "OH THANK GOD!" This guy constantly shows off his muscles and even took his shirt off in front of me. I was thinking this guy is WAY too full of himself for me to even like him, gay or not. So I've been dumped...and I'm happy. How odd is that? I swear...MEXICANS THESE DAYS! I'm a crazy Mexican but damnit, I have limits! Especially when it comes to my work. I'm more respectful than that. ****