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I play Final Fantasy without mekking about the misnomer. I play D&D with ardent geeky glee. I play Magic despite the childish taunts of some. I believe that I'm pure bred and pretty darn proud of it!! I'll never let myself be tainted with sub-standard sci-fi stuff!! Then, this spanky Star Trek came along and I was on red alert of dread and cynicism. Lord of the Rings was brilliant but Gandalf wasn't pulling enough sexy magic to make me hard. Astropup was hounding me: IMAX! SAME DAY! SAME TIME! MUST WATCH! WHY NEVER ACCEPT FB INVITE TO EXCLUSIVE EVENT IN AUSTRALIA?!
Needless to say, I was very meh about it. That was till John Cho started sprouting all those sexy technical terms about warp and engines. OMG. Nearly creamed there. No one shredded his pants in the fight scene but he flexed those muscles!! SEXY FENCING!! Take that ugly Reunesomethingsomething!! Am I missing the point of the show already!? BUT the ultimate bomb was when he warped in and saved everyone with lasers shooting EVERYWHERE! PEWPEWPEW!! RAPID LIGHT PUNCH!!
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I tried very hard not to like Star Trek but looks like it has a new convert!! There were so many good moments in the show but the audience was crap. The worst thing I hate about my cinematic experience isn't inconsiderate loudtalking or sticking HK feet between the seats. It's this. Zero response. I endeavored to laugh and giggle as loud as I could and trust me, it's very taxing to incite the 125901784918 people to my level of new found fandom!! I'm refusing to wipe the foam off my mouth!!
Tell me, was it love sexy magic for you too?
Needless to say, I was very meh about it. That was till John Cho started sprouting all those sexy technical terms about warp and engines. OMG. Nearly creamed there. No one shredded his pants in the fight scene but he flexed those muscles!! SEXY FENCING!! Take that ugly Reunesomethingsomething!! Am I missing the point of the show already!? BUT the ultimate bomb was when he warped in and saved everyone with lasers shooting EVERYWHERE! PEWPEWPEW!! RAPID LIGHT PUNCH!!
Google was not doing its job with my keywords: naked John Cho.
I tried very hard not to like Star Trek but looks like it has a new convert!! There were so many good moments in the show but the audience was crap. The worst thing I hate about my cinematic experience isn't inconsiderate loudtalking or sticking HK feet between the seats. It's this. Zero response. I endeavored to laugh and giggle as loud as I could and trust me, it's very taxing to incite the 125901784918 people to my level of new found fandom!! I'm refusing to wipe the foam off my mouth!!
Tell me, was it love sexy magic for you too?