Spoiler and rant OMG WTF ARE THEY THINK ON CSI MIAMI?!

Feb 05, 2007 22:28

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OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!! NO!! How DARE THEY!!!!!!!?! They can't try to
kill off Eric like that! He's pivotal to the show! If we didn't have
Eric, who else would we look to for drama? And how the hell would we
keep Riddick semi-sane?!!!

*nervously rants for several minutes to roommate's extreme amusement
before calming down enough to actually type like a distressed insane
person*

Spoilers: The show starts out a lot like Dispo Day, lots of guns that
used to belong to bad guys get stolen by lots of people. We find out
it was really all to get a rocket launcher to break Clavo Cruz,
Horatio's Self-Proclaimed Nemesis out of custody at his arragnement
hearing. He makes H give him a million dollars that he wired to his
account in exchange for the girl he took hostage at the courthouse.
Then everything goes to hell when Eric breaks into the car and then
gets shot in the right thigh. Personally, I think Eric looks good in
red. Firefight ensues and after everything calms down (H shoots the
sniper in a very Matrix slow-moe shot) Eric is shot somewhere on the
head. And the epi cuts. You may panic now.

Demi-Rant: I really liked the whole remebrance of Speed and how they
kept calling it Dispo Day thing a whole lot.... Oh Wait. They seem to
have forgotten those lovely tidbits. Anyone else feel slighted that
they had Dispo Day all over again, and all we got was a shaky 'please
rush this' from Alexx to make it seem like SOMEONE remembered that
they used to have anohter team member before our lovable Ryan? You
know the guy that's supposedly the reason they still don't really
include him in the team? But YEAH, we only saw Snake Lady like twice
the whole episode and OMG her boobs were mostly covered the first
time! It's a RECORD! *stops self before getting into reasons Snake
Lady must be hunted down and dusted- even if she isn't a vamp*
Anyway, LOVED the emotional tidbit they had going for Ryan. But they
didn't give a reason as to why. Oh well, more food for the bunnies.

*goes to panic some more and check on how much C4 is in stock*
Anyone want to hunt down the writers with me? This is crossing the
line, and they need to be taught a lesson.... or at least hurt a lot.

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