Stupid movie...so stupid is was awesome?

Sep 08, 2010 07:59

Last night I saw " Piranha 3D".  That movie almost made me a vegetarian.  It was gross.  I am not sure if it was so bad it was great. I have never wanted to puke so much in a movie before.

Being female and hetero-sexual the massive amounts of titties didn't really help the movie for me.  There were some funny moments like where the alpha douchbags got eaten and after the super model is eater and only the silicon implants are left but I am not sure if it made up for some of the grossness.  As well as some of the general stupidity of people, but I guess that is expected in movies like this.  Movie Bob gave it a good review, but he is also male so all the titty shaking and underwater naked swimming in 3-D made up for the scene where the girl got her scalp and a good chunk of her face ripped off when her hair gets stuck in an outboard motor.  And I'm sure it was supposed to be funny when the head douchbag, who was filming some kind of girls gone wild thing, is pull up on the boat missing his bottom half and screaming "they took my penis" but I didn't need to see 2 piranhas fight over it and then have one belch it back up in chunks. Ewww

I just thought you should be warned before the movie.
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