22 Rupees [voice]

[wolfcharger]

[A clatter, and a thud. A rather... metallic clatter and thud, and the sound of the imp huffing in annoyance]

They couldn't send me something useful and light? Like his arrows or the sling shot or the boomerang? It had to be this? It's as big as I am! What am I going to do with this[The sound of something sliding heavily across the floor, and then

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[wolfcharger]

The scientists dropped a sword on me. I wanted to see if I knew how to use it. I've watched that idiot swing it around so many times, I figured I coudl give it a go.

Apparently not.

[wolfcharger]

Well, not quite dropped it on me. I just found it. But I know where it's from.

... Tch. I can't use this.

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[wolfcharger]

[There's a pause, and the video turns on.

There is Midna! And she's directing the camera at the ceiling now... Oh wow that is a big sword, isn't it?]

Yeah. Practice with it.

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[wolfcharger]

It's Links sword. Of course it's too big. He's three times my size.

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[wolfcharger]

Oh some hero guy.

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[wolfcharger]

Oh yeah? Are they lazy, dim and whiney?

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[wolfcharger]

You're telling me. [Of course, this is before they picked up the master sword and Midna spilled her guts about her whole sordid past]

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[wolfcharger]

Eh, this one isn't much with the pride. He's mostly just an airheaded human.