Another moment that I'm sure happens to everyone... I hope...

[wolfcaroling]

You know how sometimes, when you're feeling particularly greedy and ordering far more McDonalds than could possibly be categorized under the words "normal" or "appropriate", you pretend to be remembering an order made by a larger group of people so the spotty teenager behind the counter doesn't think you're a fat, greedy pig who represents all the ills of North American society?

"Can I get a double cheeseburger meal upsized, ten chicken nuggets, a Big Mac and..." *eyes closed in thought, as though trying to remember* "...a chicken snack wrap? Oh, and a cinnamon melt."

In related news, I've decided that I need to go back on Atkins. Carb addiction is out of control.