That Wascally Wabbit

[wolf_wolves]

[You know what was out and around in the 50s? Looney Toons.

That's right, your local 6'6", 250lbs immortal werewolf is down at the local movie theater watching children's cartoons. He's in the front row, with drone children on either side giving him the occasional funny look, he has a big thing of popcorn, and he is laughing his head off[Later,

Comments

[diaf_askeladd]

Movies?

[wolf_wolves]

Man, if they don't have movies where you come from you are missing out.

[diaf_askeladd]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[wolf_wolves]

How the hell do I describe movies...

It's like, you make a zillion pictures, each one slightly different from the one before it, and then you show them all really fast and in a row, so it looks like a picture of things that are moving.

[diaf_askeladd]

Oh.

Magic.

[wolf_wolves]

Not exactly, but it's probably easier to just assume that it is.

[diaf_askeladd]

Whatever. What's so great about them?

[wolf_wolves]

You can use them to tell stories. Sorta like live theatre, only cooler!

[diaf_askeladd]

Stories are for children.

[wolf_wolves]

Well I like them. What's the harm?

[diaf_askeladd]

...I suppose there isn't one. If you want to waste your time with them, go ahead.

[wolf_wolves]

Not like I can think of anything else to do with my time around here.

[diaf_askeladd]

You could try fighting your captors.

[wolf_wolves]

I can't find them.

[diaf_askeladd]

So look harder.

[wolf_wolves]

After I've seen some more movies.