Horrible, horrible employment

[wolf_wolves]

I just got a phone call from a drone asking me why I was late for work.

At a law firm.

I can't be a lawyer, I don't know shit about the legal system! I was in jail for two hundred years![[OOC EDIT: So apparently I'm an idiot and Free DIDN'T actually kill her. He just stole the magic eye. I'll try to pass it off as Free being ICly spacey, but if

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[thief_of_truth]

Oh! Who do you work with? Is it Mr. Edgeworth? Mr. Gavin, maybe?

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[wolf_wolves]

I don't know. I don't even know where the...office? The headquarters? What do you call the main base for a bunch of lawyers?

Whatever, I don't know where it even is!

[thief_of_truth]

The Prosecutor's Office? It's probably at or near the courthouse.

[wolf_wolves]

Thanks.

So, these Edgeworth and Gavin characters. Friends of yours?

[thief_of_truth]

Yeah, they're prosecutors from the world I come from. They're both really smart.

[wolf_wolves]

Then why am I the lawyer here? I'm not that smart.

[thief_of_truth]

I dunno, but Grady's the one who punishes everyone, so you probably won't really have to do anything anyway.

[wolf_wolves]

I hope not, even if I knew how to be a lawyer, working in an office would be the death of me.

[thief_of_truth]

Well, you still have to at least show up, or they drone you for skipping work.

[wolf_wolves]

[thief_of_truth]

Yeah, it's pretty lame.