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Do you know what the world's greatest creation is?
Chocolate.
That's what. Chocolate is like the ambrosia of life and I, yes, I have some. No, you can't have any. Don't ask. I won't share. Well...
Maybe. If it's on my body and you're licking it off. Aw fuck...I just finished it all. Damn it, why must fate laugh so cruely at me. Why?! Everywhere I turn it's laughing at it's constant, relentless torture and it's loving every single second of it. Now what the Hell am I supposed to do without chocolate? It's not like I can go get laid.
Fuck.
Chocolate.
That's what. Chocolate is like the ambrosia of life and I, yes, I have some. No, you can't have any. Don't ask. I won't share. Well...
Maybe. If it's on my body and you're licking it off. Aw fuck...I just finished it all. Damn it, why must fate laugh so cruely at me. Why?! Everywhere I turn it's laughing at it's constant, relentless torture and it's loving every single second of it. Now what the Hell am I supposed to do without chocolate? It's not like I can go get laid.
Fuck.