Wheeeee!

Jan 12, 2010 19:13

I caught up to the Naruto series in both manga and anime, but I skipped as much filler as I could 'cause frankly it sucks. With Phil at SCA fighter practice and me up to my usual shenanigans, I decided that yes, I would watch the crappy filler, but only if booze was involved. So I came up with a Naruto drinking game.

Take ONE sip if...
1. Naruto uses Kage Bunshin.
2. someone throws a kunai/shuriken.
3. someone uses a Jutsu.
4. Shikamaru doesnt want to do something.
5. Naruto ends a sentence with "ttebayo!"

Take TWO sips if...
1. someone Kawarimi's out of an attack.
2. Naruto eats ramen.
3. a poorly drawn Naruto scene appears.
4. someone activates a Byakugan or Sharingan.
5. Gai and Lee have a moment.

Take THREE sips if.
1. Naruto uses Rasengan.
2. a filler character is defeated.
3. a filler village is revealed.
4. someone uses a Kuchiyose no Jutsu.
5. a flashback occurs.

CHUG DAMNIT! if...
1. Tsunade wears lingerie.
2. Naruto goes Kyuubi.
3. someone has a nosebleed.
4. something explodes.
5. Gai wears an afro.

I quickly discovered that one filler episode = one beer, and that Naruto says "...ttebayo" waaaaaay too freaking much. Oh fillers. How you are not interesting even with booze.
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