I AM NUMERO ICHI!

Jan 14, 2004 01:00

So you may have heard me talking about Ichi the Killer. I guess you would have to be there. Or see it. Craziest. Movie. Ever. Period. Yes, folks, that is, in actuality, 4 periods used to describe one movie. Insanity. Let me explain this craziness to you. Ichi is mad at bullies because he thinks they raped his childhood friend, when, in fact he is just a psychopath and someone made up the story so he would kill certain people. Namely the player Kakihara(slit cheeks, can open mouth twice the size! WOO WOO!). This does not stop Ichi from wanting to rape other girls as well, and then cutting their necks open with his "heel-blade," as I have so lovingly come to know it as.

Happy late B-day Liz, I would have said it sooner but I couldn't.

Thats about it. KTHX.

And the FAP FAP and FAP'ing of all the boys brought to the yard by my milkshake follows.

P.S. I'd teach you but I'd have to charge.
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