-----------------INFORMATION------------
-- Full Name: A.D.A.M. Jacob Schwartz *yeah laugh it's jewish..*
-- Nicknames: Waadles (and no it has no connection to to word waddle!)
-- Birthdate: 8/8/90
-- Birthplace: The mean streets of topanga y0.
-- Eye Color: green/blue/hazel
-- Hair Color: brunette/red
-- Zodiac Sign: leo RAWR
-----------------DESCRIBE------------------
-- The shoes you wore today: custom vans, CUSTOM vans..
-- Your eyes: they're green/blue/hazel still
-- Your weakness: getting kicked in the balls
-- Your fears: the dark
-- Your style: girls pantelones and/or tight pants, band shirts, a sweta' and a hat. gauges and mah trenday glasezzz
-----------------WHAT IS------------------
-- Your most overused phrase online: "bitch"
-- Your thoughts first thing in the morning: Where's the cat...?
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: hair
-- Your bedtime: 11 or 12!
-- Your greatest accomplishment: joining a band losing weight
-- Your most missed memory: camp...
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
-- Pepsi or coke: coke...i need me cokeeee
-- McDonald's or Burger King: eww everyone knows mcdonalds uses clown brains for meat...
-- Single or group dates: ...... depends
-- Adidas or Nike: meh?
-- Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: well it really depends where i'm getting it. i mean like when you go for coffeet theres always that bitchy person going "rawr im late for work and i need my coffee hurry up i have a small penis and i take it out on minimum wage working citizens like yourself rarw!" but i preffer coffe otherwise :)
-- Bras or Panties: well i wear panties under my boxers for extra support ;) ahaha
-----------------DO YOU------------------
-- Cuss: fuck no
-- Take a shower everyday: fuck yes
-- Have a crush?: fuck no
-- Do you think you've been in love?: fuck no
-- Want to go to college: fuck yes
-- Want to get married: HA
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: nope :)...oh i mean "fuck nO!"
-- Get motion sickness: seasike yup....damn ocean and its so called waves.
-- Think you're attractive: naw
-- Get along with your parents: most of the time, unless they're in the same room i'm in ;) ahhaa
-- Like thunderstorms: mmmmmmmmhm
-- Play an instrument: GEEEEEEEEEEETAR
------------IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU--------------
-- Smoked: nope
-- Done a drug: im addicted to allegra
-- Gone to the mall: mhm
-- Eaten sushi: YESSS
-- Been on stage: yup..and tommorow i will be :)
-- Gone skating: HA no
-- Made homemade: homemade cookies or cakes - ahaha no
-- Been in love: nooooooooooo
-- dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
-- Flown on a plane: yup i was also the bitch who said "hey i want my warm nuts and my fluffy pillow!"
-- Missed school because it was raining?: no
-- Cried during a movie?: yea
-- Ever thought an animated character was hot?: ahahahhaa....fuckin' anime. i mean no
-- Had an imaginary friend: ha yup
-- Been on stage?: YES
-- Cut your hair: facial yes
-- Had crush on a teacher?:ahahaha nope
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: aha nope
-- Gotten beaten up: noo
-- Been in a fight: yeah i am anti-violenece though
-----------------THE FUTURE------------------
-- Age you hope to be married:early 30's
-- Numbers and Names of Children: NONE
-- How do you want to die?: i want to be lying in a pool and have a blue whale dropped on me ahaha
-- What do you want to be when you grow up? lawyerrrr
-- what country would you most like to visit?: england
-----------------OPPOSITE (or same) SEX------------------
-- Best eye/hair color:blue and black
-- Best height: shortttt like 5"-5"2'
-- Best weight: normal
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: none
- Number of people I could trust with my life: 4
--Number of CDs that I own: over 500
--Piercings: gauged ears, soon the lip
--Tattoos: none
--Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: once
-- Number of scars on my body: 5...allll from moshing and or music related events :)
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: nothiing
----------------FAVORITES------------------
-- Shampoo: that one...in the bottle
-- Color: green and black
-- Day/Night: night.
-- Summer/Winter: summer
-- Fave Food: sushiii and burga
-- Fave Moives: The Butterfly Effect, gangs of new york, sunset blv.
----------------RIGHT NOW--------------
-- Wearing: boxers
-- Drinking: spit?
-- Thinking about: the fucking end of this survey
-- Listening to: Unearth
---------------LAST------------------
-- Person you talked to on the phone: "hello this is dell...we are here to fuck up your order at any given moment," i hate voice recordings...
-- Thing you ate: cowwww
-- Song you sang: don't drag me down, social d
-- Person you gave the finger to: my sis
-- Person you kissed: cant remeber
-- Person who made you laugh: linseyyyy
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN------------
-- Yourself: always
-- Your friends: DUH
-- Santa Claus: that ass fck never visits me...psh!
-- Angels: naw
-- Ghosts: mhm
-- UFO's: yup
-- God: not neccisarilly a god but a higher being that control all entities. like a fat kid eating ice cream while burning down an ant hill.
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
-- Do you ever wish you had another name?: max power, i got it off of a blow-dryer!
-- Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: nope
-- Do you like anyone? no i hate the world ;)
-- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Jeremy, david and samantha
-- Are you close to any family member?: MY SISTERRR
-- Who do you like to hang around the most?: santa...then i could tie him to a chair and beat him with 4x4's for being an anti.semite....and then invite his good friend the easter bunny...psh!
I hope this quiz birghtens your day :)