I am a sucker for these stupid ass things.
GRUB-OLOGY
• What is your salad dressing of choice? French AND ranch
• What is your favorite fast food restaurant? taco bell.
• What is your favorite sit down restaurant? ruby tuesdays
• On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? about 20, unless the waitstaff was a complete moron, then about 10.
• What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? cottage cheese, salad, cream cheese and salami. mmm.. im so hungry
• Name three foods you detest above all others. seafood. thats it.
• What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? orange chicken... mmm.
• What are your pizza toppings of choice? pickles and bacon bits.
• What do you like to put on your toast? lotsa butter, but not toasted.. just bread.
• What is your favorite type of gum? um.. i do not know.
BI-OLOGY
• What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? hm... i dont know
Are you right handed or left handed? right
• Do you like your smile? sometimes, unless there is something in my teeth, or my overbite is obvious
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? nope
• Would you like to? maybe some boobs.
• Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? touch
• When was the last time you had a cavity? the last time i went to the denist probably
• What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? um.. elders.
• Have you ever been knocked unconscious? um.. no....
MISC-OLOGY
• If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no.
• If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? i think i really like my name
• How do you express your artistic side? i dont.
• What color do you think you look best in? dark colors
• How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? that will never happen
• Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? hasnt everyone
• If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? gross. no.
• How often do you go to church? weddings and such.
• Have you ever saved someone’s life? my aunts once, kind of.... long story. choking and whatnot
• Has someone ever saved yours? i dont think so.
DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
• Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? probably.
• Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? i do it for free.
• Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? probably not.
• Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? um.. i have a very low pain tolerance...
• Would you never blog again for $50,000? someone wants to pay me to blog? i would love that.
• Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? ... maybe
• Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? mmmm.. yes
• Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? no.
• Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? no. i love my hair
• Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? i think i could do that.
• What is your salad dressing of choice? French AND ranch
• What is your favorite fast food restaurant? taco bell.
• What is your favorite sit down restaurant? ruby tuesdays
• On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? about 20, unless the waitstaff was a complete moron, then about 10.
• What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? cottage cheese, salad, cream cheese and salami. mmm.. im so hungry
• Name three foods you detest above all others. seafood. thats it.
• What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? orange chicken... mmm.
• What are your pizza toppings of choice? pickles and bacon bits.
• What do you like to put on your toast? lotsa butter, but not toasted.. just bread.
• What is your favorite type of gum? um.. i do not know.
BI-OLOGY
• What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? hm... i dont know
Are you right handed or left handed? right
• Do you like your smile? sometimes, unless there is something in my teeth, or my overbite is obvious
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? nope
• Would you like to? maybe some boobs.
• Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? touch
• When was the last time you had a cavity? the last time i went to the denist probably
• What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? um.. elders.
• Have you ever been knocked unconscious? um.. no....
MISC-OLOGY
• If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no.
• If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? i think i really like my name
• How do you express your artistic side? i dont.
• What color do you think you look best in? dark colors
• How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? that will never happen
• Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? hasnt everyone
• If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? gross. no.
• How often do you go to church? weddings and such.
• Have you ever saved someone’s life? my aunts once, kind of.... long story. choking and whatnot
• Has someone ever saved yours? i dont think so.
DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.
• Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000? probably.
• Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? i do it for free.
• Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? probably not.
• Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? um.. i have a very low pain tolerance...
• Would you never blog again for $50,000? someone wants to pay me to blog? i would love that.
• Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? ... maybe
• Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? mmmm.. yes
• Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? no.
• Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? no. i love my hair
• Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? i think i could do that.