Aaaalllright.
Everyone's been doing it, so I, true sheep that I am, will do it too:
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.
So. Characters. I will be nice and decent and separate the fictional characters from the respective Real People (not) playing them. Exceptions are Salieri and Mozart, who were real, but in Amadeus they were, well, characters.
Anybody surprised this turns out a lot of slash?
Antonio Salieri / Aragorn - This might take some time getting used to
Blondie / Cahit Tomruk - Can I watch? I mean, cool fucked-up chain smokers, unite!
Errol the swamp dragon / Harry Potter - bestiality. Dearie me.
Havelock Vetinari / James Bond - Zer Coolness, no?
Judah Ben-Hur / Messala - er, doh?
Peter Pettigrew / Remus Lupin - see, that's where all the ficcers were wrong. Sirius was James' best mate, after all.
Sam Vimes / Severus Snape - Ah. Ahahah. Prod buttock much?
Sirius Black / Wolfgang A. Mozart - well they said Sirius was some kind of genius. And: nutters, both of them!
And now for the RPS - except for the one instance of het, because I am there too
...
Alan Rickman / Birol Ünel - ohhh yes yes yes! Let's play who's the bigger asshole?
Brad Pitt / Charlton Heston - er. The mind boggles.
Clint Eastwood / Daniel Radcliffe - likewise. But maybe we could include timetravel?
David Bowie / David Thewlis - they could talk about Famous Werewolves And Who Didn't Get To Play Them afterwards.
F.Murray Abraham / Gary Oldman - errr. Well, they've each got a nerdy side.
George W. Bush / Hugh Jackman - noooo!
me / Pierce Brosnan - Yeeessss!
Robert Langdon / Stephen Boyd - Lesser-known scary British actors, unite!
Viggo Mortensen -
hey we can't leave Viggo alone! Okay so I forgot, among other things, the name of the guy playing Pettigrew. But how about I indulge in a threesome with Hugh and Pierce, who're on both sides of me, and let him eat Dubyah for breakfast or something? Or better still: he can join my threesome right away.
Now, zer ozzer one, gacked from
soavezefiretto:
The Random Question Meme!
An array of completely random questions about my friends!
What is
iwouldstay allergic to?Hm. Definitely not tea. Maybe, er, hazelnuts?Doesn't
mulberry_fields have anything better to do?Oh yes. But I don't mind, because the things she does are way too cool.Does
q_drun look better with long hair?I've never seen her with short hair, but am strongly inclined to say yes.What was the last game you played with
mi_uke?Ahah! Hahahah! Funny, that.
Carcassonne, of course.What kind of underwear does
plottwist13 wear?Honestly, no idea. Maybe something blue?What does
supiluliumas think of America's involvement in Iraq?Against it, definitely. And probably working on some subversive method to end it.Shouldn't
disc_sophist be getting more sleep?No, she needs the nights out (method-acting for a stripper and all).What does
soavezefiretto look for in a significant other?That would be love, truthfulness, reliability and sensuality, and I think she's found it all already.What is
jinxster's favorite song?Alwaayees look on the briiight side of life! It's all
vimeslady's fault, isn't it?No, it's not. ;-)
This is by
heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions
here.
Do you feel enlightened now?
Phewey, done. And now:
kebab_meister, you are my hero!!
Because now I'll get Thud! for a much more reasonable price. Mind you, it's still a lot of money, but about 25% less than on amazon. *sticks tongue out at amazon*
Less than three hours to kill till
broadcast...