No I shan't. It's snowing.
Really, it's like God discovered the biggest and best porn cache in the universe and reams of his icy-pure ejaculate won't stop whistling onto the mortal plane.
Sigh. All right. It would sure make me happy if more clients found ways to pay Canadian-based freelancers via direct deposit.
...Though if I keep making shitty metaphors like that masturbating God beauty, I won't be employed as a writer for very much longer.