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[woe_are_angels]

I got this job interview that I really wanted today and started sobbing.

Welcome stress! Why yes, make yourself at home!

Top Two Reasons (for the day) Why I <3 Chrissy:
Will: Is that cake I smell?
Chrissy: Noooo...of course it's not gay that you're mexican!

Chrissy: Doug! *runs downstairs*
Doug: Hey! Where's Chrissy?
Heidi: She ran downstairs when she heard you at the door.
Doug: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO CHRISSY!