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no one knows this about me and i think it solidifies my status as a crazy cat lady but i have a collection of cat whiskers. whenever a cat whisker happens across my path, i put it in my collection. i have maybe 30 cat whiskers. finding a new cat whisker doesn't happen often but it did tonight. i have a friend who i don't talk to anymore, not because something bad happened, just the slow realization that someone isn't who you thought they were. once i was at her house and i found a cat whisker on her floor and gave it to her. she loved it (duh). whenever i add a new cat whisker to my collection, i fantasize about putting all of them into an envelope with a note that says 'YOU'RE FUCKING FULL OF SHIT' or something like that and sending it to her. i would love to see someones reaction upon getting that envelope, opening it, reading the note and realizing that those white things are cat whiskers.