Goddamit. I was just thinking, why the fuck aren't you all commenting all day to tell me how fucking awesome I am.
Seriously, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
I mean, FUCK YOU, see that thing down there that says "post comment"?
FUCKING CLICK IT. NOW. AND TYPE SOMETHING ABOUT MY AWESOMENESS!
I'll give you lollieeeeeeeeeeesssss......
Now. Go to my website.
http://www.willcolvin.com