Jul 28, 2008 01:34
1. I have unhealthy attraction towards older women.
2. I secretly think I am an older woman.
3. My penis is not enormous.
4. I get incredibly overwhelmed when red necks ask me questions without being given a chance to answer them.
5. I love everyone like they were my children.
6. I hate everyone like they were my children.
7. I do not fully understand how birds fly but i think its incredible.
8. Rainbows are magical. ( It's just what I think.)
9. I'll buy a book and read the first 4 chapters and not finish the book for a few months.
10. I'd secretly love to look like a Glam Rock Star.