Randoooooooom~
So today, I order 魚皮水餃粗麵 for lunch - sorry, idk what this is in english lol. dumpling noodle soup, basically - and I notice there are beansprouts in it. Commence grinning like a madwoman. In front of my mom mid-bite, and I CAN'T STOP. Lucky for me, mum is too busy eating her own food to notice.
So I take her back to work when we're done, and I'm driving home. Sorry Sorry starts playing on my CD and my volume is like... okay, pretty damn loud. Almost obnoxiously so, and I have my driver's window open. And the car next to me is this broken down, ghetto-ass, gangsta vehicle with two very tattooed white people in their doo-rags with the windows rolled down. They don't have music on when I roll up to the stoplight with Sorry Sorry blasting like NAEGA MICHYEO MICHYEO BABEH blowing out the speakers, but then I feel them staring at me and I don't look cause you don't look at tattooed gangsters unless y'all want to get smirky leers like "Hey, shawty, you think you so coo' witcho Asian shit playin?" so I don't look. BUT I ALMOST DO when they start blasting their ghetto black music like ~HUMPIN' ALL THUH LADIES FUCKIN' HOLLA SLICKIN' SWEAT~ (dramatization). And I just tralala to Sorry Sorry until the light changes, where they zoom ahead probably off to vroom their gas at someone else.
lol, the kicker is that I had ALMOST changed the song to SJM's Confession before I stopped at that light. Yes. You know. That one where Henry goes "You know. When you really love someone? Just GO FOR IT! Yeah~!" That would've been more awkward. XD
As a side note, I realize again why I never wanted to write smut.
Also, related and unrelated, I am writing up a fan account, but as with all my writing, I am slow and like to put in detail all the useless things. So, I'll probably have that up within the week lol.
So I take her back to work when we're done, and I'm driving home. Sorry Sorry starts playing on my CD and my volume is like... okay, pretty damn loud. Almost obnoxiously so, and I have my driver's window open. And the car next to me is this broken down, ghetto-ass, gangsta vehicle with two very tattooed white people in their doo-rags with the windows rolled down. They don't have music on when I roll up to the stoplight with Sorry Sorry blasting like NAEGA MICHYEO MICHYEO BABEH blowing out the speakers, but then I feel them staring at me and I don't look cause you don't look at tattooed gangsters unless y'all want to get smirky leers like "Hey, shawty, you think you so coo' witcho Asian shit playin?" so I don't look. BUT I ALMOST DO when they start blasting their ghetto black music like ~HUMPIN' ALL THUH LADIES FUCKIN' HOLLA SLICKIN' SWEAT~ (dramatization). And I just tralala to Sorry Sorry until the light changes, where they zoom ahead probably off to vroom their gas at someone else.
lol, the kicker is that I had ALMOST changed the song to SJM's Confession before I stopped at that light. Yes. You know. That one where Henry goes "You know. When you really love someone? Just GO FOR IT! Yeah~!" That would've been more awkward. XD
As a side note, I realize again why I never wanted to write smut.
Also, related and unrelated, I am writing up a fan account, but as with all my writing, I am slow and like to put in detail all the useless things. So, I'll probably have that up within the week lol.