Days that I write smut are interesting... Don't Judge Me.
So yesterday, Dream Team SJ pics came out. And, unrelated, I happened to be writing... bagel smut.
wobaozhewo (4:04 PM):
i'll fix the bagel onto hyuk's cock too
todefinebeauty (4:04 PM):
hahahaha
ok im going to shower :3 ill be back
wobaozhewo (4:06 PM):
...
wait
!
lol
todefinebeauty (4:06 PM):
LOL
wobaozhewo (4:06 PM):
what does come taste like
...
LOL
or.. this can wait
hahaha
todefinebeauty (4:06 PM):
LOL OMG
hahahahaha
it varies from person to person
i believe
wobaozhewo (4:07 PM):
okay.....
what do you think... hyuk's come would taste like
XD
todefinebeauty (4:07 PM):
.............
omg
ahahahahaa
wobaozhewo (4:07 PM):
salty?
...
todefinebeauty (4:07 PM):
8] CREEPY GRIN
wobaozhewo (4:07 PM):
please don't say beans
lol
todefinebeauty (4:07 PM):
HAHAH
omg maybe of nothing? vaguely sweet?
but not like sugary
semen has sucrose in it i think
er or not sucrose
"From what I heard sperm taxes either salty, bitter, or like whatever your man ate in the last 12 hours. The Tast varys from man to man."
wobaozhewo (4:08 PM):
i don't want to have to say "Tablo leans over to catch Eunhyuk's lips and Eunhyuk tastes the cream cheese, but it has an odd scent to it. Much like garlic bean sauce. Eunhyuk drives that disturbing thought away."
todefinebeauty (4:09 PM):
HAHAHAHAHA
I SNORTED IRL
wobaozhewo (4:09 PM):
I DON'T WANT YOU TO SNORT
todefinebeauty (4:09 PM):
alkjdfakljflsifefefrg
wobaozhewo(4:09 PM):
AT HYUK'S COME
-
todefinebeauty (8:36 PM):
why does
siwons butt
look so perky here
wobaozhewo (8:36 PM):
... actually, his butt looks perky in ever butt shot
todefinebeauty (8:36 PM):
ahah
okay
so its just his butt
-
wobaozhewo (8:47 PM):
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5163/54953161201006022224260.jpg
aosgmoadsgjasldhf;asdfhaoi;pwehvnawerjv;gklsdavouaw.ghoawref;AW"Nhgf?DG:KDHGN"ALWDGHwaou;jghLFH;uifdbDBba;lbgs;jkf[bgasougjhsdflashd;fouaweboa
todefinebeauty (8:47 PM):
;alkj;32@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!waeoisfj;WOIEJDIJGDFGGL
underwear!!!!!
WET
UNDERWEAR
wobaozhewo (8:47 PM):
WETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
WETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
todefinebeauty (8:47 PM):
ADLKFJSD;KLJSDFSDS
wobaozhewo (8:47 PM):
NAKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
todefinebeauty (8:47 PM):
HYUK WET OMG
NNNGHHHRA
staring at butt
T_T
T_________________T!!!!
you can see
juuuuust in the middle
where
[Super Perverted Panda Emoticon]
wobaozhewo (8:49 PM):
;lksadjgflak;sdjhgflasdjfgiaoenvso;d
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
he
i
todefinebeauty (8:49 PM):
WANT
wobaozhewo (8:49 PM):
imagination
omg
almost none left
todefinebeauty (8:49 PM):
yeah
you can pretty much imagine
just that underwear now
lose the pants keke
totaly imaginable
omg
wobaozhewo (8:51 PM):
al;sjfadsfaksdjf
-
wobaozhewo (9:06 PM):
sigh
okay
nothing beats that wet hyuk pic
why is there only oneeee
were all the hyuk fangirls too busy fainting?!?!?!
---
wobaozhewo
(8:48:06 PM): so tasty looking
(8:48:09 PM): http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5163/54953161201006022224260.jpg
(8:48:14 PM): the strawberries i meant
(8:48:16 PM): but this too
coley_merrin
(8:48:58 PM): lol
(8:49:19 PM): some form you can see through his clothes there
(8:50:00 PM): mole right above his waistband
(8:50:21 PM): *had to rub the screen to make sure it wasn't dust*
(8:53:16 PM): I showed heather
(8:53:25 PM): Her: That looks like a fic scene I've read. But someone is missing
(8:53:44 PM): and maybe less clasping hands together in prayer
8:53
but hands are in that general area
wobaozhewo
(8:55:33 PM): lolllllllllllllll
(8:55:35 PM): ADJFGKaishgoharw'giuhwrepoa'ghargouhsfd
(8:55:38 PM): ANVjlfhaoreugahrwogbhrigfvlkcdnv;aornbgo;
(8:55:43 PM): CMriaonv[excvnvisfnde;gvounvljcfdnv;zafhvorfnbfocxhvbofhba;lbnkf
(8:57:43 PM): l;ksjhovaihrownjvm
coley_merrin
(8:57:50 PM): *hands you water*
wobaozhewo
(8:58:09 PM): HE'S WET
(8:58:11 PM): WET
(8:58:13 PM): WEEEEETTTTTT I SAYS
coley_merrin
(8:58:26 PM): ohhhh
(8:58:35 PM): well that'll be a fun episode XD
(8:59:06 PM): You: HD NOW
wobaozhewo
(8:59:53 PM): 1080i HD
(8:59:57 PM): NAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(9:00:01 PM): omg
(9:00:05 PM): he's WET
coley_merrin
(9:00:12 PM): and shirtless
wobaozhewo
(9:00:24 PM): and in position for a blooooooojoooooooob
coley_merrin
(9:00:29 PM): which means he's shirtless for at least more than a few seconds
wobaozhewo
(9:00:41 PM): ON THE SHOOWWWWW
(9:00:49 PM): ON BROADCAST TELEVISIONN
So for those of you that don't know, I am currently on a smut kick. Once you start, you can't stop. Or something. Much like Blohyuk.
What people should be aware of going into this fic, or what they probably shouldn't know at all, but I feel I must lay this out there:
1) It started out as Hyuk masturbation to new toned body!fic.
2) Suddenly, Hyuk needed something to help him out. --> Hence Blo walks in.
3) I had a sudden craving for a toasted bagel with cream cheese. I tell Kai about this, and somehow, the bagel becomes a cock ring. (Hi, I'm eating a bagel at this point.)
4) I am writing Blo/Bagel/Hyuk. Various conversations happen about how the bagel would fit here. (assorted meanings. you figure it out.)
5) So I microwave a bagel and as I'm spreading the cream cheese. Guess what's on my mind?
Bagels will never be the same ever again.
wobaozhewo (4:04 PM):
i'll fix the bagel onto hyuk's cock too
todefinebeauty (4:04 PM):
hahahaha
ok im going to shower :3 ill be back
wobaozhewo (4:06 PM):
...
wait
!
lol
todefinebeauty (4:06 PM):
LOL
wobaozhewo (4:06 PM):
what does come taste like
...
LOL
or.. this can wait
hahaha
todefinebeauty (4:06 PM):
LOL OMG
hahahahaha
it varies from person to person
i believe
wobaozhewo (4:07 PM):
okay.....
what do you think... hyuk's come would taste like
XD
todefinebeauty (4:07 PM):
.............
omg
ahahahahaa
wobaozhewo (4:07 PM):
salty?
...
todefinebeauty (4:07 PM):
8] CREEPY GRIN
wobaozhewo (4:07 PM):
please don't say beans
lol
todefinebeauty (4:07 PM):
HAHAH
omg maybe of nothing? vaguely sweet?
but not like sugary
semen has sucrose in it i think
er or not sucrose
"From what I heard sperm taxes either salty, bitter, or like whatever your man ate in the last 12 hours. The Tast varys from man to man."
wobaozhewo (4:08 PM):
i don't want to have to say "Tablo leans over to catch Eunhyuk's lips and Eunhyuk tastes the cream cheese, but it has an odd scent to it. Much like garlic bean sauce. Eunhyuk drives that disturbing thought away."
todefinebeauty (4:09 PM):
HAHAHAHAHA
I SNORTED IRL
wobaozhewo (4:09 PM):
I DON'T WANT YOU TO SNORT
todefinebeauty (4:09 PM):
alkjdfakljflsifefefrg
wobaozhewo(4:09 PM):
AT HYUK'S COME
-
todefinebeauty (8:36 PM):
why does
siwons butt
look so perky here
wobaozhewo (8:36 PM):
... actually, his butt looks perky in ever butt shot
todefinebeauty (8:36 PM):
ahah
okay
so its just his butt
-
wobaozhewo (8:47 PM):
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5163/54953161201006022224260.jpg
aosgmoadsgjasldhf;asdfhaoi;pwehvnawerjv;gklsdavouaw.ghoawref;AW"Nhgf?DG:KDHGN"ALWDGHwaou;jghLFH;uifdbDBba;lbgs;jkf[bgasougjhsdflashd;fouaweboa
todefinebeauty (8:47 PM):
;alkj;32@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!waeoisfj;WOIEJDIJGDFGGL
underwear!!!!!
WET
UNDERWEAR
wobaozhewo (8:47 PM):
WETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
WETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
todefinebeauty (8:47 PM):
ADLKFJSD;KLJSDFSDS
wobaozhewo (8:47 PM):
NAKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
todefinebeauty (8:47 PM):
HYUK WET OMG
NNNGHHHRA
staring at butt
T_T
T_________________T!!!!
you can see
juuuuust in the middle
where
[Super Perverted Panda Emoticon]
wobaozhewo (8:49 PM):
;lksadjgflak;sdjhgflasdjfgiaoenvso;d
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
he
i
todefinebeauty (8:49 PM):
WANT
wobaozhewo (8:49 PM):
imagination
omg
almost none left
todefinebeauty (8:49 PM):
yeah
you can pretty much imagine
just that underwear now
lose the pants keke
totaly imaginable
omg
wobaozhewo (8:51 PM):
al;sjfadsfaksdjf
-
wobaozhewo (9:06 PM):
sigh
okay
nothing beats that wet hyuk pic
why is there only oneeee
were all the hyuk fangirls too busy fainting?!?!?!
---
wobaozhewo
(8:48:06 PM): so tasty looking
(8:48:09 PM): http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5163/54953161201006022224260.jpg
(8:48:14 PM): the strawberries i meant
(8:48:16 PM): but this too
coley_merrin
(8:48:58 PM): lol
(8:49:19 PM): some form you can see through his clothes there
(8:50:00 PM): mole right above his waistband
(8:50:21 PM): *had to rub the screen to make sure it wasn't dust*
(8:53:16 PM): I showed heather
(8:53:25 PM): Her: That looks like a fic scene I've read. But someone is missing
(8:53:44 PM): and maybe less clasping hands together in prayer
8:53
but hands are in that general area
wobaozhewo
(8:55:33 PM): lolllllllllllllll
(8:55:35 PM): ADJFGKaishgoharw'giuhwrepoa'ghargouhsfd
(8:55:38 PM): ANVjlfhaoreugahrwogbhrigfvlkcdnv;aornbgo;
(8:55:43 PM): CMriaonv[excvnvisfnde;gvounvljcfdnv;zafhvorfnbfocxhvbofhba;lbnkf
(8:57:43 PM): l;ksjhovaihrownjvm
coley_merrin
(8:57:50 PM): *hands you water*
wobaozhewo
(8:58:09 PM): HE'S WET
(8:58:11 PM): WET
(8:58:13 PM): WEEEEETTTTTT I SAYS
coley_merrin
(8:58:26 PM): ohhhh
(8:58:35 PM): well that'll be a fun episode XD
(8:59:06 PM): You: HD NOW
wobaozhewo
(8:59:53 PM): 1080i HD
(8:59:57 PM): NAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(9:00:01 PM): omg
(9:00:05 PM): he's WET
coley_merrin
(9:00:12 PM): and shirtless
wobaozhewo
(9:00:24 PM): and in position for a blooooooojoooooooob
coley_merrin
(9:00:29 PM): which means he's shirtless for at least more than a few seconds
wobaozhewo
(9:00:41 PM): ON THE SHOOWWWWW
(9:00:49 PM): ON BROADCAST TELEVISIONN
So for those of you that don't know, I am currently on a smut kick. Once you start, you can't stop. Or something. Much like Blohyuk.
What people should be aware of going into this fic, or what they probably shouldn't know at all, but I feel I must lay this out there:
1) It started out as Hyuk masturbation to new toned body!fic.
2) Suddenly, Hyuk needed something to help him out. --> Hence Blo walks in.
3) I had a sudden craving for a toasted bagel with cream cheese. I tell Kai about this, and somehow, the bagel becomes a cock ring. (Hi, I'm eating a bagel at this point.)
4) I am writing Blo/Bagel/Hyuk. Various conversations happen about how the bagel would fit here. (assorted meanings. you figure it out.)
5) So I microwave a bagel and as I'm spreading the cream cheese. Guess what's on my mind?
Bagels will never be the same ever again.