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This just in:
Katie is the most hilarious person to ever live:
niltse (11:24:09 AM): i actually looked it up and i think it might be a complication from hypothyroidism
niltse (11:24:11 AM): haha
niltse (11:24:19 AM): yeah, my dr appt isn't until noonish
wob darden (11:24:22 AM): Well, damn.
wob darden (11:25:00 AM): Orange juice, Katie.
niltse (11:25:04 AM): hahaha
wob darden (11:25:11 AM): It's the nectar of life.
wob darden (11:25:30 AM): I had a stomach infection once, and started drinking orange juice...
wob darden (11:25:31 AM): Gone.
niltse (11:26:11 AM): haha
niltse (11:26:17 AM): well, that's good to know.
niltse (11:26:35 AM): i'm just paying the price for knowing i had a longterm health issue and not getting medicine for it, i think.
niltse (11:26:41 AM): but medicine and doctors are scary!
wob darden (11:26:42 AM): I'm just spreading the gospel.
wob darden (11:26:44 AM): Ahhhh.
wob darden (11:27:13 AM): So are worse symptoms!
niltse (11:28:13 AM): huh?
wob darden (11:28:36 AM): Leaving something to get worse, and become some juggernaut of disease.
niltse (11:29:01 AM): haha
niltse (11:29:28 AM): i just have a hypoactive thyroid. it's not like my butt is going to fall off.
niltse (11:29:56 AM): (the other day this girl in this fprum was like "guys, i'm at the doctor guys, my butt fell off, it's serious" and i now think this is the funniest thing EVER)
wob darden (11:30:11 AM): Haha...
wob darden (11:31:01 AM): That is a funny visual.
niltse (11:31:06 AM): yeah
niltse (11:31:31 AM): i imagine it like this big plastic asss you have to attach weith a snap or velcro
wob darden (11:31:40 AM): Hahahaha.
niltse (11:32:06 AM): i want to call doctors and be like "my butt fell off"
niltse (11:32:13 AM): "HELP. LOLZ"
niltse (11:32:52 AM): the people at the doctor must think i'm so vain... i can feel like shit for days, but i only call them when something is wrong with my face
wob darden (11:32:59 AM): That's totally a missed opportunity for the Jerky Boys.
wob darden (11:33:08 AM): Hahaha.
niltse (11:33:12 AM): "IT IS NOT MY TIME YET. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL."
niltse (11:33:24 AM): "BRING ME THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN, I MUST REPLENISH MYSELF"
wob darden (11:34:09 AM): Oh, that's good stuff.
niltse (11:34:31 AM): ann coulter got me hooked
wob darden (11:34:50 AM): Yeah, but she uses Muslims, and black people.
niltse (11:35:01 AM): oh wow
niltse (11:35:16 AM): she just like... unhinges her jaw and swallows them whole
niltse (11:35:22 AM): and lies on the rug for a while looking pleased
wob darden (11:35:44 AM): Hahaha,
wob darden (11:35:55 AM): She is kind of tall.
wob darden (11:36:02 AM): I can see that happening.
wob darden (11:37:23 AM): Speaking of religious nutballs, I think I've found my calling.
niltse (11:37:30 AM): oh no
wob darden (11:37:34 AM): I'm going to travel the world, and spread heresies.
wob darden (11:37:37 AM): No one does that, anymore.
niltse (11:38:34 AM): i bet your true calling is to be be an ob/gyn
niltse (11:38:51 AM): and when you figure it out, you'll be like, "aw... oh man... fucking... just shitI"
wob darden (11:39:02 AM): Well, this or that.
niltse (11:39:22 AM): "i have been spreading heresies. i've been wasting my life. GET BACK IN THOSE STIRRUPS, MRS. HENDERSON."
wob darden (11:39:32 AM): Haha.
niltse (11:39:55 AM): i have to go see the doctor now so he can tell me i'm going to look like quasimodo for the rest of my life
wob darden (11:40:15 AM): He'd better at least give you a lolipop, after that bomb.
niltse (11:40:16 AM): have a super afternoon, once noon rolls around
niltse (11:40:18 AM): but not before
niltse (11:40:22 AM): yeah, seriously
wob darden (11:40:27 AM): I'll try to contain myself.
wob darden (11:40:31 AM): Godspeed.
niltse (11:40:32 AM): "you're a disfigured freak. grape or rootbeer?"
niltse (11:40:33 AM): bye
Katie is the most hilarious person to ever live:
niltse (11:24:09 AM): i actually looked it up and i think it might be a complication from hypothyroidism
niltse (11:24:11 AM): haha
niltse (11:24:19 AM): yeah, my dr appt isn't until noonish
wob darden (11:24:22 AM): Well, damn.
wob darden (11:25:00 AM): Orange juice, Katie.
niltse (11:25:04 AM): hahaha
wob darden (11:25:11 AM): It's the nectar of life.
wob darden (11:25:30 AM): I had a stomach infection once, and started drinking orange juice...
wob darden (11:25:31 AM): Gone.
niltse (11:26:11 AM): haha
niltse (11:26:17 AM): well, that's good to know.
niltse (11:26:35 AM): i'm just paying the price for knowing i had a longterm health issue and not getting medicine for it, i think.
niltse (11:26:41 AM): but medicine and doctors are scary!
wob darden (11:26:42 AM): I'm just spreading the gospel.
wob darden (11:26:44 AM): Ahhhh.
wob darden (11:27:13 AM): So are worse symptoms!
niltse (11:28:13 AM): huh?
wob darden (11:28:36 AM): Leaving something to get worse, and become some juggernaut of disease.
niltse (11:29:01 AM): haha
niltse (11:29:28 AM): i just have a hypoactive thyroid. it's not like my butt is going to fall off.
niltse (11:29:56 AM): (the other day this girl in this fprum was like "guys, i'm at the doctor guys, my butt fell off, it's serious" and i now think this is the funniest thing EVER)
wob darden (11:30:11 AM): Haha...
wob darden (11:31:01 AM): That is a funny visual.
niltse (11:31:06 AM): yeah
niltse (11:31:31 AM): i imagine it like this big plastic asss you have to attach weith a snap or velcro
wob darden (11:31:40 AM): Hahahaha.
niltse (11:32:06 AM): i want to call doctors and be like "my butt fell off"
niltse (11:32:13 AM): "HELP. LOLZ"
niltse (11:32:52 AM): the people at the doctor must think i'm so vain... i can feel like shit for days, but i only call them when something is wrong with my face
wob darden (11:32:59 AM): That's totally a missed opportunity for the Jerky Boys.
wob darden (11:33:08 AM): Hahaha.
niltse (11:33:12 AM): "IT IS NOT MY TIME YET. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL."
niltse (11:33:24 AM): "BRING ME THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN, I MUST REPLENISH MYSELF"
wob darden (11:34:09 AM): Oh, that's good stuff.
niltse (11:34:31 AM): ann coulter got me hooked
wob darden (11:34:50 AM): Yeah, but she uses Muslims, and black people.
niltse (11:35:01 AM): oh wow
niltse (11:35:16 AM): she just like... unhinges her jaw and swallows them whole
niltse (11:35:22 AM): and lies on the rug for a while looking pleased
wob darden (11:35:44 AM): Hahaha,
wob darden (11:35:55 AM): She is kind of tall.
wob darden (11:36:02 AM): I can see that happening.
wob darden (11:37:23 AM): Speaking of religious nutballs, I think I've found my calling.
niltse (11:37:30 AM): oh no
wob darden (11:37:34 AM): I'm going to travel the world, and spread heresies.
wob darden (11:37:37 AM): No one does that, anymore.
niltse (11:38:34 AM): i bet your true calling is to be be an ob/gyn
niltse (11:38:51 AM): and when you figure it out, you'll be like, "aw... oh man... fucking... just shitI"
wob darden (11:39:02 AM): Well, this or that.
niltse (11:39:22 AM): "i have been spreading heresies. i've been wasting my life. GET BACK IN THOSE STIRRUPS, MRS. HENDERSON."
wob darden (11:39:32 AM): Haha.
niltse (11:39:55 AM): i have to go see the doctor now so he can tell me i'm going to look like quasimodo for the rest of my life
wob darden (11:40:15 AM): He'd better at least give you a lolipop, after that bomb.
niltse (11:40:16 AM): have a super afternoon, once noon rolls around
niltse (11:40:18 AM): but not before
niltse (11:40:22 AM): yeah, seriously
wob darden (11:40:27 AM): I'll try to contain myself.
wob darden (11:40:31 AM): Godspeed.
niltse (11:40:32 AM): "you're a disfigured freak. grape or rootbeer?"
niltse (11:40:33 AM): bye