I slit Johhny's Throat with my X-Acto Knife... It took me All Afternoon to paste him Back Together

Dec 28, 2004 19:29

Finally got my Steven Broderick cd. Yay. So happpy!
The 'president' of the company sent me this e-mail, i laughed so damn hard when i read this.
So now i share it with you :)

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure
it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Tuesday, December 28th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did.
Your picture is on our wall as 'Customer of the Year'. We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you once again,

Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby

HAHAHAHA How cheesy, yet amusing.

Anywaysssss, on another topic now, i just love when people send you messages just to tell you that they love you. :) That makes me so happy, that's when you know that you have true friends. When they go out of their way just to tell you that. I love you too lovie ♥

Christmas- Daddy loved his painting. A couple nights before i went out and got a white frame and distressed it by hand then glued little seashells to the corners. So what's the first thing he does when he opens it? Sets it on the floor and pops a seashell off. GRR
Mommy was thoroughly surprised by her Swavorski crystal ornament. I got my Steve Madden boots i was begging for and a little something from Juicy Coutoure... :D haha rhymed...

Speaking of Christmas, (and i know its late, but its so pretty i couldnt NOT post it hehe), here's one of my favorite Christmas songs, :) enjoy!

In the night was the dark
in the dark was the dream
In the dream was the child
And myself there unseen
In the book was the Word
In the Word there was truth
In the truth there was age
In the age there was youth

And i said to the child
Do your hands, they still bleed?
After all of this time
Do you think there's still need?
But the child only smiled
And said not a word
And the snow it came down
As if it hadn't heard

And all the night the snow came down
To heal the scars our lives had found
And the years that they'd broken
And there upon a bridge of dreams
Across the night we walked unseen
With no words ever spoken

And then on through that night
We did walk for a while
And our steps turned to blocks
And the blocks turned to miles

Then we followed a path
For as far as we could
Till we found ourselves there
In an evergreen woods

There were thousands of candles
Upon every tree
It was beautiful
But there was one mystery
For with all of those candles
You must understand
That the only one lit
Was now in that Child's hand

And there upon that Christmas scene
The candle wax of melted dreams
And the years they had taken

And as the snow did gently fall
He one by one relit them all
Till each dream was awakened

And there to that light
That young Child showed to me
All the things that he dreamt
All the things that might be
How for everything given
That something was gained
Strike one match in the dark
And all the world's not the same

And then I asked that Child
Why this night has a star
And he said, "So we'd know
That we could see that far"
And these candles are wed
To that distant star's light
And it all came to be
Upon that long winter's night
That long winter's night
That long winter's night
That long winter's night

And when I awoke, well the Child he was gone
But somewhere in my mind
I believe he lives on
And somewhere in my life
Between here and the end
On a long winter's night
I will dream him again

That makes me cry when i hear it... Its all acoustic with no backup vocals. Sigh, so lovely.
:)
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