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Apr 08, 2009 20:51

Those familiar with WNF in its early stages will seem to recognize that some characters are getting recycled. As it's now reaching a wider audience, it's ok to resurrect some past fighters to get another shot, especially if they match up well enough. It may or may not apply to this fight ...

In the RED corner... ...mack daddy of guns, cars, and fleecing women out of danger and into his bed...




James Bond

Where you've seen him: ... duh ...

Bond unofficially works for the British government, sent into action to defuse situations before official action is needed. And he is goooood at his job. Equipped with high tech doodads, Bond is set up to succeed in every mission. While traveling the world to thwart evil doers, he always spares time to knock boots with the damsel of the week. Lucky son of a... But he'll be hard to take out.

And in the BLUE corner... ...his memory may be fuzzy, but don't call him a sally...




Jason Bourne

Where you've seen him: The Bourne ______ book/movie series.

Bourne is the most unsuspecting recruit you can expect. Though he doesn't quite remember, he harbors skills that would make him a prime special agent. But forget that, he doesn't want it. And he hunts down the people who hunt him down... with elite precision. He's worthy with his arsenal of artillery, and he brings the pain with his hands and feet as well.

How this fight came to be: After all the exploits documenting Bourne were uncovered by British Intelligence, they sent in Bond to investigate and prevent any potential worldly incidents involving the amnesiac agent.

Battle Tactics: Quite simple really. Whoever shoots the other one more. Both have arsenals at their disposal. So it boils down to this: Who is the better marksman.

Also, when you look at hand-to-hand combat, Bourne gets the nod hand down. And unlike silly video games, there is no infinite ammo code. So it will run out. If that happens, or if Bourne can manage to get up close, look for that to play a role.

Setting: My favorite level of Goldeneye: the Facility!
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