Yeah

[wneleh]

So I'm trying to get dressed for church - it's Christmas Sunday, so I'm going a bit more fancy than my normal jeans-and-blouse - and I pull out a new (off of eBay) black-and-red-striped sweater. G screams, says I remind her of Freddie Krueger in it.

I go to C for a second opinion. He agrees with G.

So I'm wearing a long-sleeve knit shirt with a Christmas Tree on it.

Ugh, I've just googled and I think they're right.