code monkey

[wndrng_guardian]

These are the lyrics from a great song a co-worker just gave to me-

Code monkey get up get coffee
Code monkey go to job
Code monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say code momnkey very diligent, but his output stink
His code not functional or elegant - what do code monkey think?
Code monkey think "maybe manager wanna write god damn long in page himself
Code monkey not say it, out loud
Code monkey not crazy, just proud

Code monkey like Fritos
Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code monkey very simple man
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code monkey like you
Code monkey like you

Code monkey hang around at front desk
Tell your sweater look nice
Code monkey offer to buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda 'cause,
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat

Code monkey have long walk back to cubicle
He sit down pretend to work
Code monkey not thinking, so straight
Code monkey not feeling, so great

Code monkey like Fritos
Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code monkey very simple man
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code monkey like you
Code monkey like you, lots

Code monkey have every reason
Get out this place
Code monkey just keep on working,
See your soft pretty face

Much rather wake up eat a coffee cake
Take bath take nap
this job fulfilling in creative way
such a load of crap
code monkey think someday he have everything
even pretty girl like you
Code monkey just waiting, for now
Code monkey says someday, somehow

Code monkey like Fritos
Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code monkey very simple man
Big, warm, fuzzy, secret heart
Code monkey like you
Code monkey like you

Dedicated to all those code monkeys of all sorts out there