According to the Girl Scouts of the USA's National Board of Directors:
"Sales on a Web site on the Internet of any products sold in 'council-sponsored product sales,' such as Girl Scout Cookies, candy, nuts, calendars or magazine subscriptions, may not be conducted by anyone at anytime."
It's fucking 2005 and I can't buy girl scout cookies online?! I can even get five boxes of my all-time favorites from Australia (
Tim TAMS!) shipped overseas to me for a mere $50, cmon girls! I just want some damn chocolate in my life. :( (Apparently I feel better about purchasing junk food over the internet than in the grocery store... hmm, let's dig a little deeper.)
AND DON'T FORGET!
Watch Daniel Tosh tonight on Comedy Central at 9pm EST. He's funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.