Saturday was my friend Nick's birthday. On Friday we went out. I saw a purple and blue one-eyed octopus cake in the half off rack at Homeland on our way to a party, so I decided that I should buy it as Nick's birthday cake. Before we ate it Nick decided that I should take a picture of the cake to immortalize it's gaudy ugliness. Before I could get a picture, though, Nick lost control and sent the cake crashing into the wall. This is the moment he lost it.