2 more verses for Stephen Lynch's "Diary" Songs

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I came up with these after listening to Stephen Lynch's new album "3 Balloons" available on iTunes and other places. Yes, I did actually purchase it...I had some gift card money left over from Christmas. Not as good as earlier Lynch, but pretty darn good anyway.

These are the lyrics to "Diary 1" by Stephen Lynch

Dear diary
Today was a good day
Papa and I picked wild flowers
Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine
Then we sang and danced for hours
I know tomorrow will be even better
So the Good Lord I thank
I write more later
Love Anne Frank

And here's "Diary 3"

Dear diary
Today was a fine day
I got the music in my soul
I'm writing songs and making records
I feel my life is finally whole
I can't wait to tell my father
To see what he will say
Peace and love diary
Marvin Gaye

There are four "Diary" songs on the album - the other two are about Christopher Reeve and Rodney King. I know, tasteless right? Yeah.

Here's my versions:

Diary 5:

Dear Diary
Today was a great day
Gave birth to a baby girl
Tomorrow my son will be joining us
A whole family we will be
And that is just chill.
Life before was so cold
Dear Diary,
Love, Anna-Nicole.

Diary 6:
Dear Diary
Today was a nice day
My Arab Prince finally said yes
My sons are almost grown up, military men
My ex-husband married that bimbo
I finally told him good-bye
Diary I'm finally happy
My new life's gonna begin
Oh it cannot get better
Love Princess Di