Bad Touch (Kurt/Puck; PG-13)
Title: Bad Touch
Author: the_marlinator
Characters: Kurt/Puck
Challenge: Songs
Rating: PG-13 Sexual References
Notes: A little lame, but what the hey. I just think this song suits the pair. Kind of an abrupt ending, but it lets your imagination decide what happens next.
“No, Noah!” Kurt exclaimed. “I refuse to have sex with you in the choir room! Especially when glee is due to start soon.”
“Just a quickie?”
“Honestly, have you no sense of decency?”
“You should know by now that the answer to that question is no.”
Kurt huffed indignantly, crossing his arms.
“C’mon, Kurt. It’s only natural to get down and dirty when the mood strikes - we are nothing but a pair of horny mammals after all.”
“Noah, just because your actions are captained by your penis, doesn’t mean that mine are. I have self control.”
“Really?” Puck smirked.
“Yes, really.”
“Well it sure looks like yours is ready to set sail.”
Author: the_marlinator
Characters: Kurt/Puck
Challenge: Songs
Rating: PG-13 Sexual References
Notes: A little lame, but what the hey. I just think this song suits the pair. Kind of an abrupt ending, but it lets your imagination decide what happens next.
“No, Noah!” Kurt exclaimed. “I refuse to have sex with you in the choir room! Especially when glee is due to start soon.”
“Just a quickie?”
“Honestly, have you no sense of decency?”
“You should know by now that the answer to that question is no.”
Kurt huffed indignantly, crossing his arms.
“C’mon, Kurt. It’s only natural to get down and dirty when the mood strikes - we are nothing but a pair of horny mammals after all.”
“Noah, just because your actions are captained by your penis, doesn’t mean that mine are. I have self control.”
“Really?” Puck smirked.
“Yes, really.”
“Well it sure looks like yours is ready to set sail.”