It's a Christmas miracle

Dec 22, 2009 16:16

Just a little Harlequin fail in case anyone is stuck at work today. So this book is due back on the 29th, and I brought it home, through a blizzard, in the hopes it would offer some distraction from the family if I need it. Except that the book heartily sucks. The heroine is a sanctimonious asshole, the hero is a poorly developed, boring stick in the mud, and the book as a whole is far too much about sheep. But then there's this:

Obviously the woodcrafter had a pretty good handle on Craig's personal life. Hadn't he cautioned Craig about the differences between hard wood and veneer?

And here Craig was, wanting hard wood all the way. Go figure.
BWAHAHA. Merry Christmas, everyone.

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