The very secret IAG diaries 15
Hopefully back after the 2 months long break, oops! Have 2 more chapters written and if all goes well, will occasionally update again as I get back into watching the episodes. Hope people still remember this! :P
Title: The Very Secret IAG Diaries 15/? (the plan is all 40 of IAG episodes but we´ll see)
Author: zuzivlas
Characters: everybody who performed on IAG
Pairings: too many to name, prepare for loads of slash and het!
Warnings: This is a parody full of sex, jealousy, plotting and anger way beyond the scope of any soap opera! There be curse words and adult situations involved. And Improv-a-ganza spoilers of course
Day 15
Bob
Drew maybe catching up on plan, being far too nice tonight. Giving choice of song style not gonna save Drew. First plan in action, shall rule soon MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Colin in closet - best idea so far!
Kathy
Would be so much funnier without Drew, he dragging me down! Jonathan crawling on the ground with wiggly tongue *fans self* Brain dead looking at Greg and Jonathan together... Jonathan moaning on the ground *faints*
Jonathan
Ryan on top of Greg groping - had to freeze the moment! New batch of boxers just lost a piece. Huddled with Sean, he so sexy when yelling (and he yelling all the time), hard and leaning into Sean... mild grinding. Greg´s ear yummy! Getting groped and manhandled and humped*in heaven even with sticky boxers* Foot massage... jeans spoiled now too!
Sean
Getting poked by Jonathan during a game! And not by finger... traumatized! Even more traumatized by Jonathan and Greg together! Brain scrubber, need brain scrubber, must scrub... Jonathan on the ground, moaning... sexy? *confused!!!!*
Greg
Jeff getting too sassy, cuffed AND blindfolded in bed! Getting groped by Ryan lots tonight, maybe spend the evening in his suite when he not daydreaming of Colin? Teach Jeff a lesson... Change of plans, Jonathan too much a tease to pass up on! Second pair of handcuffs handy for tying him next to Jeff! Love getting ear nibbled... dry humped Jonathan on stage!
Ryan
Colin weird and not present tonight, Greg nice and cuddly. Jeff not present so using chance. Greg invited to the Stiles love suite! Greg humping Jonathan! Not fair! Only Sean left but looking traumatized... maybe “sooth” him in suite instead?
Drew
Paired up with Kathy again, WHY?! Took the lead but not funny enough myself to save the scene. Sigh. Greg on top of Jonathan and Kathy kills the joke anyway... second thoughts, wanna be the worst! Ryan giving Sean the eye, maybe drill another hole tonight?
Title: The Very Secret IAG Diaries 15/? (the plan is all 40 of IAG episodes but we´ll see)
Author: zuzivlas
Characters: everybody who performed on IAG
Pairings: too many to name, prepare for loads of slash and het!
Warnings: This is a parody full of sex, jealousy, plotting and anger way beyond the scope of any soap opera! There be curse words and adult situations involved. And Improv-a-ganza spoilers of course
Day 15
Bob
Drew maybe catching up on plan, being far too nice tonight. Giving choice of song style not gonna save Drew. First plan in action, shall rule soon MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Colin in closet - best idea so far!
Kathy
Would be so much funnier without Drew, he dragging me down! Jonathan crawling on the ground with wiggly tongue *fans self* Brain dead looking at Greg and Jonathan together... Jonathan moaning on the ground *faints*
Jonathan
Ryan on top of Greg groping - had to freeze the moment! New batch of boxers just lost a piece. Huddled with Sean, he so sexy when yelling (and he yelling all the time), hard and leaning into Sean... mild grinding. Greg´s ear yummy! Getting groped and manhandled and humped*in heaven even with sticky boxers* Foot massage... jeans spoiled now too!
Sean
Getting poked by Jonathan during a game! And not by finger... traumatized! Even more traumatized by Jonathan and Greg together! Brain scrubber, need brain scrubber, must scrub... Jonathan on the ground, moaning... sexy? *confused!!!!*
Greg
Jeff getting too sassy, cuffed AND blindfolded in bed! Getting groped by Ryan lots tonight, maybe spend the evening in his suite when he not daydreaming of Colin? Teach Jeff a lesson... Change of plans, Jonathan too much a tease to pass up on! Second pair of handcuffs handy for tying him next to Jeff! Love getting ear nibbled... dry humped Jonathan on stage!
Ryan
Colin weird and not present tonight, Greg nice and cuddly. Jeff not present so using chance. Greg invited to the Stiles love suite! Greg humping Jonathan! Not fair! Only Sean left but looking traumatized... maybe “sooth” him in suite instead?
Drew
Paired up with Kathy again, WHY?! Took the lead but not funny enough myself to save the scene. Sigh. Greg on top of Jonathan and Kathy kills the joke anyway... second thoughts, wanna be the worst! Ryan giving Sean the eye, maybe drill another hole tonight?