The very secret IAG diaries 14
Back with another chapter, can´t wait for reactions on this one!
Title: The Very Secret IAG Diaries 14/? (the plan is all 40 of IAG episodes but we´ll see)
Author: zuzivlas
Characters: everybody who performed on IAG
Pairings: too many to name, prepare for loads of slash and het!
Warnings: This is a parody full of sex, jealousy, plotting and anger way beyond the scope of any soap opera! There be curse words and adult situations involved. And Improv-a-ganza spoilers of course
Day 14
Jeff
Escaped the handcuffs and cuffed Greg to bed for a change! Free to strut my stuff on stage again! Kathy tagged by audience member, funny but rude. He not sexy so gonna destroy him. Ryan still angry for being funniest and not calling after wax so paired up with Kathy... barely able to salvage scene and now steam rolled under Kathy... why being a gentleman when it hurts?!
Bob
Phase 1 of substituting Colin with clone successful! Phase 2 in effect - have team infiltrate audience and undermine the performer´s self esteem. Primary target: Kathy Kinney. Mission successful! Jeff not to be harmed any for attempted cutting off of Kathy, twice. Not too successful but nice effort.
Chip
Kathy freeze tagged by an audience member, how embarrassing! Shining again with Brad singing to Wendy. Jonathan not here maybe Brad interested? Bed empty and cold... Enjoying watching Jeff struggle with Kathy after he steal Jonathan from me! Must ask Ryan to pair them up more often...
Kathy
Tagged out by an audience member, HOW RUDE!!! Was so funny in that scene too! Really great in Bob´s call until Jeff´s attempt to cut me off... NEVER! Continued and added encore to spite him! Really funny tonight, the audience sure to love me.
Colin
Tied in Bob´s hotel room closet, knew he can´t be trusted! Unable to call help... gonna kill Brad for figuratively roping me into this gig and Bob for literally roping me into his closet! *fruitless trashing*
Colin clone
New target: Ryan Stiles. Mission: ridicule as much as possible starting with nose jokes. Result: success
Brad
Thanks audience member for tagging Kathy out, saved the unfunny joke from ultimate doom! He a man, gonna catch a nice grope while I can. GAY but no longer caring! Chip cute when singing, might hit him up later. GAY but no longer alone! :D
Ryan
Possibly not funniest anymore due to audience member. Wanna impress Colin but he acting weird tonight. Maybe sick? Paired Jeff with Kathy for revenge but Jeff still funny when cutting Kathy off. Darn. Flirting with Colin during New choice but not only not returned, getting nose jokes now! Something wrong!
Drew
Kathy not only worse than me but so bad audience tagged her out *giggle snort* She painfully unfunny in Bob´s call but Jeff saving the day. Kathy not letting him stop her sadly. No games today yay! Bob´s smile sinister tonight *shiver* Shall try getting on his better side!
Title: The Very Secret IAG Diaries 14/? (the plan is all 40 of IAG episodes but we´ll see)
Author: zuzivlas
Characters: everybody who performed on IAG
Pairings: too many to name, prepare for loads of slash and het!
Warnings: This is a parody full of sex, jealousy, plotting and anger way beyond the scope of any soap opera! There be curse words and adult situations involved. And Improv-a-ganza spoilers of course
Day 14
Jeff
Escaped the handcuffs and cuffed Greg to bed for a change! Free to strut my stuff on stage again! Kathy tagged by audience member, funny but rude. He not sexy so gonna destroy him. Ryan still angry for being funniest and not calling after wax so paired up with Kathy... barely able to salvage scene and now steam rolled under Kathy... why being a gentleman when it hurts?!
Bob
Phase 1 of substituting Colin with clone successful! Phase 2 in effect - have team infiltrate audience and undermine the performer´s self esteem. Primary target: Kathy Kinney. Mission successful! Jeff not to be harmed any for attempted cutting off of Kathy, twice. Not too successful but nice effort.
Chip
Kathy freeze tagged by an audience member, how embarrassing! Shining again with Brad singing to Wendy. Jonathan not here maybe Brad interested? Bed empty and cold... Enjoying watching Jeff struggle with Kathy after he steal Jonathan from me! Must ask Ryan to pair them up more often...
Kathy
Tagged out by an audience member, HOW RUDE!!! Was so funny in that scene too! Really great in Bob´s call until Jeff´s attempt to cut me off... NEVER! Continued and added encore to spite him! Really funny tonight, the audience sure to love me.
Colin
Tied in Bob´s hotel room closet, knew he can´t be trusted! Unable to call help... gonna kill Brad for figuratively roping me into this gig and Bob for literally roping me into his closet! *fruitless trashing*
Colin clone
New target: Ryan Stiles. Mission: ridicule as much as possible starting with nose jokes. Result: success
Brad
Thanks audience member for tagging Kathy out, saved the unfunny joke from ultimate doom! He a man, gonna catch a nice grope while I can. GAY but no longer caring! Chip cute when singing, might hit him up later. GAY but no longer alone! :D
Ryan
Possibly not funniest anymore due to audience member. Wanna impress Colin but he acting weird tonight. Maybe sick? Paired Jeff with Kathy for revenge but Jeff still funny when cutting Kathy off. Darn. Flirting with Colin during New choice but not only not returned, getting nose jokes now! Something wrong!
Drew
Kathy not only worse than me but so bad audience tagged her out *giggle snort* She painfully unfunny in Bob´s call but Jeff saving the day. Kathy not letting him stop her sadly. No games today yay! Bob´s smile sinister tonight *shiver* Shall try getting on his better side!