The very secret IAG diaries 13

May 23, 2011 15:48

 My apologies for such a break from posting this, I´m afraid that for now, I won´t be able to keep up with the 1 chapter a day frequency. I´ll do my best to still post as often as possible but it´s gonna be one chapter every 2 or 3 days for now. Real life´s kicking my butt so sorry about that.

To all those wonderful people commenting that I haven´t replied to yet, I will get to it eventually but it´s also gonna be a slower process. I very much appreciate your feedback and comments no matter how soon I reply :D

Title: The Very Secret IAG Diaries 13/? (ok, there´ll be more than 15 :P )
Author: zuzivlas
Characters: everybody who performed on IAG
Pairings: too many to name, prepare for loads of slash and het!
Warnings: This is a parody full of sex, jealousy, plotting and anger way beyond the scope of any soap opera! There be curse words and adult situations involved. And Improv-a-ganza spoilers of course

Day 13

Bob

New addition to Bob´s world domination hit list: Colin Mochrie - seems to start noticing things... gotta get rid of him soon before he warns others! Step 1: Take out Mochrie. Step 2: Make a clone to act in his place for now. The plans must not be revealed yet!

Jonathan

Jeff not present, he recovering from last night with me and then Greg. First scene with Wayne, feel great in his arms (though ass hurting a bit after last night)! Wayne so manly! Hard again until reversed and Wayne in arms. Wayne so heavy! Song with Wayne and Brad nice but no groping... finally a surviving pair of boxers!!!

Colin

Still not wanna play so made it extra hard for Drew in Playbook game. He so easy to screw over. Good audience member in sound effect compared to Greg, fun watching him struggle! Looked at Bob today, not trusting him... heard weird stories about holes in suites, fortifying the walls in own suite.

Greg

Jeff handcuffed in room to keep from going to other guys. Jonathan in pain when held by Wayne after last night so forward/reversed 50 times. Jonathan in more pain when holding Wayne so forward/reversed 50 more times! Only playing one game with terrible audience member... underused and sabotaged!

Brad

Jonathan and Wayne holding each other in their hands, jealous! Lots of thinking done while away, definitely gay! Col far too amused when told the revelation... singing with Jonathan and Wayne but without groping. GAY and disappointed!!!

Ryan

Colin maybe funnier than me with the Jesus line? Need more games to shine so Colin notices me! Jeff not here so can be sexiest tonight, could help. Only playing Greatest Hits and Colin not interested. No one else to take to suite, alone tonight!

Wayne

Jonathan not bad in forward/reverse but me better. Really good at playing tribe women. Why back here?! Shouldn´t have agreed! Definitely the best in Greatest Hits, Jonathan and Brad no match! Side note: Jonathan walking funny or just imagining things?

Drew

Not too good at Playbook game, Ryan much better. Colin not helping! Need Kathy to not be the worst! Drilled hole in Jeff´s room myself to watch him with Jonathan and then Greg... can see the appeal now! Bringing camera next time for archive keeping :D

form:parody, form:crackfic, -zuzivlas, fic:the very secret iag diaries

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