The very secret IAG diaries 6

May 12, 2011 17:24


 Title: The Very Secret IAG Diaries 6/15 (I´ll most probably end up doing more due to the incredible feedback!)
Author: zuzivlas
Characters: everybody who performed on IAG in the first 15 episodes
Pairings: too many to name, prepare for loads of slash and het!
Warnings: This is a parody full of sex, jealousy, plotting and anger way beyond the scope of any soap opera! There be curse words and adult situations involved. And Improv-a-ganza spoilers of course

Day 6

Jeff

Greg present tonight, showing how strong by lifting Drew to get him interested! Ryan´s ego too heavy, can´t lift. Greg real jealous now for the Drew, Col & Ry couch thing... jealous Greg so sexy! He even more aggressive after huddle with Drew in game before last. Well fucked tonight! :D

Bob

Not too active tonight but taking notes. Imagining Drew and Ryan on the pole getting hurt instead of Chip. Might add to my plans! Flap my Jack song easy enough to plan pole use during it.

Chip

Shining in sound effects! Pain of sliding down the pole not acted, still hurting after last night. Jokes about the size of Ryan´s feet and nose true! Remembering Ryan´s suite number for future... Colin back so no chance tonight. :(

Colin

Why still here?! Made fun of Drew for revenge. He too close to Ryan, jealous? No matter, separated them anyway. Sat on by Ryan and Jeff. Not minding much? *confused*

Greg

Kicked Ryan´s butt for last night with Jeff. He groping Jeff while on Colin and Drew! Stiles dead and Jeff well fucked tonight... adding Drew to hit list after that game! Mental note: Need to leash Jeff when not present...

Ryan

Seahawks jab at Drew, top form tonight! Last night in suite with Jeff and Chip worth it though attacked by Greg. Getting Colin´s attention by sitting on him! Colin cuddly in game before last. Have a chance again!

Drew

Snorted at Chip limping backstage, what he do last night?! Trapped under Colin, Ryan and Jeff... not too funny tonight but in heaven! Huddling and almost kissing with Jeff in one game. Greg fuming in background, might get killed but worth it!
 

form:parody, form:crackfic, -zuzivlas, fic:the very secret iag diaries

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